REESE AND RYAN ARE GETTING DIVORCED

After seven years of marriage, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.  Seemingly one of the happiest couples in Hollywood, Reese and Ryan have two children together.  TMZ says:

… the couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."  …  As for why Witherspoon contacted (famed divorce attorney Robert) Kaufman, we're told it was not triggered by one event. Rather, one connected source says it was "cumulative"  ..  Divorce papers have not yet been filed.

Well, If Ryan thinks he’s just gonna step into my realm and start stealing away sexy models, he’s living in a fantasy world.  Or maybe he doesn’t know that I lettered in Ultimate Fighting in high school. That and 'Lovemaking'. Checkmate, pretty boy.