If you thought Ryan Phillipe looked drunk at last years Golden Globe awards, when his wife Reese Witherspoon won Best Actress and Ryan jumped up and down and pointed into the audience and pumped his fists in the air, it turns out you're some kind of wunderkind psychic. Ryan tells Rolling Stone:
"At the Golden Globes I was plastered. Shirley MacLaine and I drank like crazy, just putting away bottles of wine and making fun of everyone."
And:
"The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb."
He had to be high when he thought this plan up because that's the only time nonsense like this seems reasonable. It sounds romantic and sexy, like an endless Corona commercial, but the reality is you chasing a goat through the woods while a komodo dragon chases you. You have scurvy now and a fever from the malaria, and they only thing you're writing is "HELP ME" in the sand with rocks.
I live in the Caribbean and smoke herb. But I mostly eat at restaurants :-)
heh, that’s the kind of things that stoners say. “Living off the land”, my ass. Most stoners think that is is the same as being a 4th-mealer at Taco Bell…
yeh but he’s rich, he can have servants do all the ‘off the land’ part while he does the living part
damnit he took my 20 year plan!
“…It sounds romantic and sexy, like an endless Corona commercial”
Great line
he’s still fuckin’ hot!
The blonde leading the blonde.
Komodo dragons are only on Komodo…I can send you pictures of me holding the tail of one if you like. And the visual of this twerp getting plastered with Shirley Maclaine is awesome!!!! I’ll bet she had a few choice things to say about those actor retards.
looking at that odd shaped head on that wife of his every day would make me want to strand myself on island too
The only part of this plan I wouldnt like is the “living off the land” bit. Throw in a couple burger joints, and Im there baby!!
his daughter is fat and ugly!
I live in the Caribbean and it sucks. If Ryan Phillipe wants to swap lives with me, he’s welcome to.