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SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN ‘ALLURE’

October 23, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Staring at Scarlett Johansson’s impossible rack in this months Allure magazine is like going on a journey where dreams are not only encouraged, they come true.  The only bad news is that I have no idea how I'm gonna buy an Allure magazine with out looking like a total homo.  Those magazines are so conspicuous.  You might as well try to sneak up to the counter with a clown on a donkey.  But it's still totally worth it.  I stared at Scarletts chest for about 20 minutes and the next thing I remember I was walking next to a waterfall while a winged lion told me I could do it if I just believe.  True story.

(higher-res version of the only one that matters here.)



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