SHILOH IS REALLY FREAKIN CUTE

If you need any more proof that God is a dude, just remember that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a girl.  The pope should open his Christmas mass with that.  Just say that and then hold up the Tomb Raider poster.  And then say “Is good, I like”.  And he should say it like Borat.  Because people like Borat.  Churches would have a line out the door.  Brad Pitt could wear a little Dorothy costume for Halloween and prolly be the third hottest chick I’ve ever seen.  So add that up and you get Shiloh.  And she looks pretty freakin cute here, in these pictures taken this week, either in India or the gas station I go to where they yell at me if I ask to use the bathroom.