STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Wesley Snipes is facing 16 years in jail because he hasn't filed taxes in 6 years and hired a firm with a history of false returns to fraudulently claim the IRS owed him 12 million dollars.  When asked for a comment, Snipes asked if you were gonna finish the rest of that sandwich.  You said you were, and he said oh, okay.  Vince Vaughn is suing two British Newspapers because they claimed he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston after he was photographed kissing a mystery blond.  So see, people always laugh at me because I don't have any friends or a girlfriend or know any girls or have ever talked to a girl.  Who's laughing now! Tracking numbers predict that "Santa Claus 3" will make more money at the box office than the Borat movie when the two open head-to-head on November 3rd, even though Borat has gotten a huge amount of publicity in the past few months and has a devoted following.  So why will "Santa Claus 3" make more money?  Because kids are fucking retarded.