These pictures of the one year anniversary of the club Tao in the Venetian hotel in Vegas are boring but they're going up anyway because Paris Hilton is so alarming ugly it's haunting. With her dead lifeless eyes and pointy witch nose. I'd rather fuck a beehive. Katherine Heigl should look better but doesn’t. Her smile makes her look like the queen from "Aliens", and even that probably sounds sexier than it is. And she's never had any idea how to get dressed. Not like me. With me it's always a show. I scrunch up my top hat and pop it out before I do a big number with my cane. I have no one idea who the skinny black dude is, but he dresses like he's in Gryffindor. I guess that's what the cool black guys are doing these days. (Nick Cannon, maybe?)
It is nick cannon. He’s a loser
Heigl should never wear anything that doesn’t emphasize her breasts. Frankly, she owes the world that much for participating in a high school melodrama like Grey’s Anatomy.
Hahahaha!….Queen alien,that’s funny!
Katherine’s blouse pattern reminds me of office gift wrapping paper. What a missed opportunity to turn us on.
BTW…why no telethons for droopy eye?
Katherine just proves that you don’t actually need brains and style to be a star.
hmmm, a show on tv, banging celebrity trim, and mutliple careers (rapping, acting, TV host) …i suspect he’s actually a winner. why can’t paris get that eye fixed?
Why can’t Paris afford a decent wig, along with fixing that wonky eye??? Shit, that looks like what hangs over the trailer heading for the glue factory.
Why can’t Paris Hilton just die? Think of the children! Won’t anyone think of the children?!?!?!??!?
trick loves the kids
Katherine looks like she is heading out for the neighbors annual Pig Roast. Way to get all dolled up there sweet heart. Nothing like digging DEEEEEP into the closet to find that outfit. At least the walking STD wore something a little nicer.
paris has the dullest most lifeless hair,goes with her stoned eyes.katherine might need a stylist.could you be a blonde with that colouring and pick a WORSE color? kinda burnt mustard.ick.
You said Gryffindor . . . heh heh. dork
Brenden’s statement of Paris just made me hornier for her and ALMOST respectable of her. She kinda reminds me of FIONA HORNE(except paris has more talent and not as slutty).
Katherine looks fuckable though.
Is Paris Hilton cross-eyed or something?
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to wipe her from the face of the planet–oh, and to say “wassup” to Zed.