THE CHUPACABRA IS SINGLE

October 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner ended their relationship Wednesday, after dating for almost three months. A PR rep for Richie said:

"Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain friends,"

Which is apparently news to Nicole Richie, who wrote on her myspace:

"I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity."

Listen you cricket-lookin bitch, no one is asking out your bony ass so they can be famous. That’s like asking a dalmation to get you a job as a fireman. The dalmation isn’t a real fireman, and you're not a real celebrity. You’re basically famous because you're ugly and dumb. You’re not even Lionel Richies real kid, which I guess explains why you look like some kind of demon. I'd rather be locked in a room with Predator than your annoying ass.

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