10.19.2006 THE KAZAKH FOREIGN MINISTER ISNT HELPING

Although they have threatened him with legal action in the past and met with President Bush to discuss his antics, Borat - the fictional reporter from Kazakhstan played by Brit comedian Sacha Barron Cohen -  has been invited by the government of Kazakhstan on an official state visit.  Rakhat Aliyev, the Kazakh first deputy foreign minister and a powerful son-in-law of President Nursultan Nazarbayev, extended the olive branch.  Aliyev said:

"His trip could yield a lot of discoveries — that women not only travel inside buses but also drive their own cars, that we make wine from grapes, that Jews can freely attend synagogues and so on."

Inside the busses!  Wine from grapes!  And so on!  Well, this changes everything!  I had no idea it was such a cosmopolitan paradise.  Like London in the 1960’s, only with swastikas and the Black Death.  ASTANA - CITY ON THE GO!!!

(stick with this deleted scene from the movie, i promise it gets funny by the end)



(16) Comments

  1. slip 10/19/2006 12:43

    i like to be first. this dude is looney.

  2. Hater 10/19/2006 12:51

    It wasn’t funny and my tummy hurts

  3. Doctress Leisa 10/19/2006 12:52

    Borat is threatening to be as overexposed as Paris Hilton. I am already sick of this dude.

  4. James01 10/19/2006 13:03

    ya he is overexposing himself a bit…i know you gotta promote the movie but dont get us sick of the character before the film comes out

  5. Pol Pot Pie 10/19/2006 13:08

    you promised it would be funny by the end.

    you lied.

  6. mark07 10/19/2006 13:09

    Admiral Ackbar says: It’s a trap!

  7. bryce 10/19/2006 13:16

    mark: Exactly! They lure him into the country, then put him in a state-run ‘Re-education Centre’. When he is released 17 years later he agrees there is nothing funny about Kazakhstan…

  8. Julz 10/19/2006 13:18

    They’re going to C-I-L his ass!

  9. alcimedes 10/19/2006 14:40

    Editor made the right call deleting that scene.

  10. Spectre 10/19/2006 15:11

    They’re going to welcome him into the country with a shovel to the face and a shallow grave. Run, Borat, run!

  11. Ed 10/19/2006 16:31

    My eyes thank you for not using the bananna hammock picture again.

    Chenkuye!

  12. Mike 10/19/2006 16:38

    I’m still waiting for that clip to be funny.

  13. The Accuser01 10/19/2006 16:50

    Amazing how the manager doesn’t just tell him after the second or third time that it’s ALL cheese…OK, it’s a movie, maybe he’s an actor, but Da Ali G show had many segments like that with non-actors and they are almost always too stupid to get out of Borat’s traps.

  14. de_sexy 10/19/2006 16:59

    i like the picture with the bear jumping out of the damn ice cream truck. couldn’t you just imagine kids running up for ice cream and then BAM there’s a bear, roaring, in their faces. funny shit.

  15. Lisa 10/20/2006 04:26

    What’s wrong with you people? I might have woke up my neighbours laughing when I watched it.

  16. Zed 10/20/2006 18:15

    not funny at all

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