THE WEDDING IS NOVEMBER 18TH

After getting engaged almost a year and a half ago, invitations went out last Friday announcing to family and friends that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get married November 18th in Italy.  Us Magazine says:

… guests were notified to be free the weekend of November 16-19. The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy–"All those details are correct … proper security measures are being taken" to keep the vows private.

Katie's dress and Tom's suit will both be created by Giorgio Armani.  It's probably too much to hope that he gives them matching silver jumpsuits with a big blue X across the front.  Because they would probably be really flattered that he factored in their insane spaceship-based religion.  And then they could enter the church through a bunch of dry ice smoke and a laser light show and they could play that theme that played in Star Wars when Luke and Han Solo got those medals and the priests first words could be "People of Earth…"  Tom and Katie would be really touched and since it's their big day, I think it would be nice if someone made that happen.

(didn't this skinny bitch have a kid ten minutes ago)