10.31.2006 TOM CRUISE GETS PWN3D. AGAIN

Sumner Redstone - the head of Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures - isn’t done ripping into Tom Cruise just yet.   Nine weeks after he leveled Cruise in the press and effectively fired him from Paramount, Redstone says he doesn't regret a thing:

"He was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money …  (My wife), like women everywhere, had come to hate him … His behavior was entirely unacceptable … he just didn't turn one [woman] off, he turned off all women, and a lot of men."

Redstone estimates that Cruise's public meltdowns cost Paramount between 100 and 150 million dollars, saying that "Mission: Impossible III was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst," so he has no regrets if he embarrassed Cruise:

"The explosion was good. It sent a message to the rest of the world that the time of the big star getting all this money is over. And it is! I would like to think that what I did, or what we did, has had a salutary effect on the rest of the industry."

Cruise really needs to tapout.  Redstone has him in the armbar and this is over.  If this victory gets any more one-sided, Cruise will end up sleeping on a bed stuffed with hay.

source = Page Six



(30) Comments

  1. bryce 10/31/2006 11:30

    Ahhh, poor Tom! Oh wait, no. Fuck him. I have no sympathy for him and his whacky ‘religion’. If I never saw another movie of his I wouldn’t mind. Good luck on you wedding day. You freak!

  2. Kindred 10/31/2006 11:35

    I couldn’t agree more.

    I mean, just to get his DVD to sell, they had to release one day earlier than the REST of the DVD’s that came out that same week? Not that anyone bought it earlier, but that’s the type of hype that they needed just to get people to recognize that the stupid movie was out for purchase! I wish he would go so far away. I’m already mad at him for ruining Katie Holmes for me, but damnit…now I just want him and his creepy made up religion to go away now.

  3. JD 10/31/2006 11:43

    Good for Redstone. He is 110% right on this one. I used to like most of Toms movies but now everytime when I see the MIP3 DVD ads I just laugh.

    Its like watching Airplane and then trying watch Robert Hays in a serious role. It wouldbe impossible not to laugh at his ass; even if he was clubbing baby seals with a Louisville Slugger.

  4. 天才808 10/31/2006 12:05

    What movie is that photo from? All his movies seem the same to me. Except that one when he was in Japan. And they had to cast a lead Japanese female with a big nose so Cruise’s schlongodonk wouldn’t look so exaggerated. And, for the record, he could have done *way* better than settle on Holmes and her grotesquely swollen, demijohn she calls a head.

  5. Shaft 10/31/2006 12:10

    LONG LIVE TOM CRUISE!
    O boo hoo you dont like the dudes religion..get over yourself

  6. James01 10/31/2006 12:10

    cruise should just do all his movies in japan with Japanese actors….then they dont have to do any camera tricks to hide how short he is…

  7. NedLudd 10/31/2006 12:17

    Once you are cleansed of your bodily Thetans (about $80,000) you’ll realize how smart Tom Cruise is. But you’ll have to wait until OT III aditing for the full details.

  8. Julz 10/31/2006 12:20

    Best. Post. Ever. I used to love you, Shaft. Now, you’re dead to me.

  9. BJ 10/31/2006 12:27

    Love the Cruise. Redstone is married to a teenager and that old fart couldn’t get it up with Viagra. The days of high paid stars is over? Hopefully it’s over for some overpaid studio executives too.

    Stick with your beliefs Tom!! F$^% Redstone, his preschool wife, Nicole and her rehab husband.

  10. bri 10/31/2006 12:32

    what

  11. Willie Beamin 10/31/2006 12:42

    Great Post. Tom is so full of himself. You need someone to speak up and say he is a quack. It has to be someone who is powerful, like Redstone, so they can withstand the Scientologists. They can an do whats neccessary to keep there “religion” strong. Of course, Redstone is only doing it because it hurts his bottom line.

  12. Ass Tagger 10/31/2006 12:47

    I’d really love to walk up to Tom Cruise, plead for his Scientology help because I want to be cleansed or whatever the f**k they claim to do… but once he’s got me recruited, I say, “Oh, by the way, I’m flat broke.” If this “religion” really was the real deal, it would be enabled to help people of all social classes as opposed to only helping the

  13. Myk 10/31/2006 12:49

    This man is bat shit crazy. And yet, he got paid $70,000,000 for War of the Worlds. Which tells me: Acting + Good Looks + Successful Movie(s) > Everything Else on the Planet. I can only hope history remembers Cruise as the dominoe that started the downfall of Scientology. That would be so great it’d be Irony

  14. Doctress Leisa 10/31/2006 13:07

    Scientology? Huge Napolean Complex? Complete lack of humor? Turning off the few women left on the planet that don’t think you dream of schlong? Your time has come, my friend.

  15. Robert 10/31/2006 13:08

    LONG LIVE TOM CRUISE … under a 300 ton weight.

  16. bri 10/31/2006 13:15

    sadly he’s more than set with the gazillions he’s made.. well, i mean, until the church vacuums his wallet, of course..

  17. katey 10/31/2006 13:27

    [Quote]Sumner Redstone: “he just didn’t turn one [woman] off, he turned off all women, and a lot of men.” [/Quote]

    and phase IV of cruise’s fiendish plot is complete: turn off all women… but NOT all the men. we see clearly through your sparkling, soul(thetan?)-less eyes, good sir. turn off all the women, until, unfortunately, only the men are left… AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE TO RAIL EVERY MAN YOU POSSIBLY CAN–what other option would be open to you, at that point, tom? WHAT POSSIBLE OPTION COULD YOU HAVE BESIDES A NEVER-ENDING ORGY OF HOMOSEXUAL LOVE?!?

  18. Mike05 10/31/2006 13:30

    It would be quicker to just assassinate him. I heard hired-guns are cheap these days.

  19. Charmiane 10/31/2006 13:30

    Fuck Tom Phony-Ass-Psychopath Smile-Like HELL he fathered that baby-Here goes another marriage of convenience- Cruise.

    Fuck him!

  20. reggid 10/31/2006 13:50

    Tom, I just completed OT level X, and it turns out — get this — that the WHOLE THING IS A FINANCIAL SCAM! Xenus sends his regards, dumbass.

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