I'm no expert when it comes to punching Paris Hilton in the face yet but I do know a little something about hissy fits and throwing my stuffed animals around, and I know they look different when I get done teaching them a lesson. And yet, in these pictures taken just one day after Paris Hilton was allegedly punched in the left side of the face by Shanna Moakler, she looks exactly the same as she always does. Which is to say trashy and spoiled, a killing chamber for a clean penis. Does it even count as assault if you don't leave a mark? Should it be a crime if there’s not even a bruise? Is it "stalking" if I only sent Marissa Miller sexy pictures of me on a bear rug because God told me too? I can only attest to that last one, but according to the prosecutors in my case, yes, it is.
Of course there arent any marks or anything. Dont you know the only way to stop it is a silver bullet?
I don’t know how to kill it. Fire? All I know is that it must be stopped!!!
Can at least start by driving a wooden stake through it’s heart and cutting it’s head off.
She was wearing the same big ass glasses in the other pics, she probably has a black eye.
Oh please, let it be the wonky one!!!!lol
if there is a god in heaven, tell me this story ends with dodi fayed and a crashed limo…
Perhaps it is a healthy man shot from her boy Elliot Mintz which caught her in the eye
I am Jack’s frightened penis.
Man, she has some fucked up knees..
She should have punched her in her non-wonky eye… then they would match.
“a killing chamber for a clean penis.”
LOL
I can go to sleep fulfilled tonight, thank you.
sesame street should fire this bird
The only thing that can kill Paris is a book. Reading it, that is.
I think the correct method is a combination of all the above: silver bullet, followed by a stake through the heart, cut off its head and all the extraneous parts, take them to the Vatican for burning.
Sweet Jesus! Run for the hills! The alien insect queen is here!
Nice fucking sunglasses! Perhaps they are solar panels to help sustain her energy due to lack of eating. And look at the day of the dead-esque zombies in the background…surely there’s hotter shit to look at in L.A.
She looks as though she’s ready to swallow some man-goo. First to spurt one in the mouth, wins!
Mass is right, if you look at pic. 3 her knees make you want to throw up
Ohh yeah, Mass, you’re right (why are you looking so closely though?)… her left knee is hideous, maybe Shanna kicked her there? Because it looks like it’s about to fall off. Can VD make your knees fall off?
DanielBonez,she looks like she has man-goo all over face. BTW i won the spurt race.