Is it really any wonder Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for Angelina Jolie. Even in dilapidated shacks in the worst places on earth, she still looks like a damn Pantene commercial. One time I masturbated while a big mean dog was chasing just by thinking about Angelina Jolie. True story.
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almost a whole day without a Madonna post…thank fucking god….I was about to switch allegiance if I saw one more meaningless post about that bitch
In the ultimate cruel ironey, however, she could feed that entire village for a year with the fat from her lips.
Jolie’s got a pretty face and ridiculous lips - no doubts there - but I still have those images of her body from that movie Gia where she had like virtually no junk in the trunk. That movie pretty much ruined her for all time in my eyes.
Your smoking dope there is no way your gonna tell me this pale sickly looking bitch is hot she is disgusting she looks like val kilmer in wyatt earp.
I feel like Ice Cube - today is a good day.
Scarlett, Angelina and Snorg Tee girl…please post a Jessic Biel pic next so I can go for round 4.
yikes! Not the crazy looking Snorg Tee girl! The one with the crazy smile?! Couldnt we substitute Jessica Alba there or something?
Jessica Alba is hot - I give you that; but Snorg girl seems more attainable and ‘real’…I think I have issues.
Angie (as I like to call her after we make sweet, sweet love) is the sexiest woman of all time.
All females should strive to be like her. All of you.
Even God thinks Angelina is hot. I would so totally do her behind one of those shanties. While the Jessica’s are hot, I still want to see a hot pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt (who I had a dream of last night - no, not in the Chaplin outfit).
Does she still have that ugly ass Billy Bob tattoo?? what is up with that anyway. Now that dude is fug.
I wonder if she has her stylist travel all around with her…She got the Billy Bob tattoo removed
Next 3 posts…salma hayek undressing, 1 more on scarlett and end it with a jessica alba…sounds good to me
Walk onto any college campus and there are like 300 Snorg Tee girls. Not so much attainable as “Fucked by Default.” And most of them have more than one facial expression.
Any Jolie-haters should have their penises revoked–she is amazing. I met her once and I started to cry and masturbate at the same time. Usually I only do that in private.
Angelina is hot period. And if you did not like her in Gia you are nuts. Nudity, great tits, those lips, real hips
Wow, I’m quite impressed with the abundance of intelligent discourse on this comment board today. Truly cosmopolitan.
P.S. Val Kilmer was in “Tombstone”. “Wyatt Earp” was a different movie.
Angelina is cool. Nuff said.
I don’t think she woke up that way. I’m sure she has hair and makeup people travel with her since she’s always being photographed. I would do the same if I had the money.
Of course she had one of her stylists give her that “natural” look just for the photo op. The veins on her arms are kinda sick.
she if fucking cool! and hot! i want to bang her but i don’t think she knows me…..or maybe she does! but really she doesn’t.