So what would force Pam Anderson to divorce Kid Rock after just three months of marriage? Borat, of course. Or at least Pam’s role in the Borat movie, which Kid saw for the first time when a private screening has held for Kid, Pam and some friends two weeks ago. A friend tells Page Six:
"Bob (Kid Rock) started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."
Um, really. The star of 'Joe Dirt' and 'Biker Boyz' is looking down on Pam because of her movie choices? And did it really take the Borat movie for Bob to realize that Pam is a slut? It's Pam Anderson. Pam doing something slutty is like a badger being mean or Jesus flying through the clouds and saving people. That's just what they do. Pam's been a slut for like 20 years now. If you showed me a picture of her with her legs spread, you'd have to include a football next to it for scale.
Pam - a slut - shit, next thing you’ll tell me is that she has Hepatitis C or something. Oh - wait.
She had a three some with Borat, the producer and the bear, they cut it from the film but must have left it in the version Kid Cock saw.
so, let me guess, getting married in a white bikini wearing some sailorman’s hat didn’t set off the “whore” alarm? he must be slow.
he’s sobered up enough to know that he married a woman with hepatitis who wants to have babies (who will have furture health problems due to her hepatitis being passed on) and he realized he doesn’t want any crippled kids hanging around. they are a total buzz kill. nothing says “weak seed” like some downy kids dragging themselves across the floor on their elbows cause they have no legs.
Pam’s a whore? Having huge, gigantic, head-sized fake boobies and a willingness to show them doesn’t make her a bad person. It did, however, aid in introducing her to Hep C. My bet is that Kid finally got the joke and realized it was on him.
And all this time I thought Pam was the kind of woman who had tea and scones with the Queen, and lived by Emily Post’s book of Etiquette. Damn, maybe I shouldn’t have married that hulking, tattoed hooker with the big adam’s apple last week.
Damn it! Now, I’m gonna have to go see that Borat movie just to find out what all the fuss is about.
At this point I think its safe to say that whores and sluts are probably easily offended by being called Pam Anderson.
Sooooo…in Kid Rock’s world…
Being forced into a a sack by a British guy pretending to be a Kazakh = slut and whore
Being hollowed out by Tommy Lee on video for hour = not a slut and whore.
It’s all becoming clear now.
That’s funny. This is the Kid Rock that made the sex tape with Scott Stapp, right? It’s like the pot calling the kettle a black slut.
That’s funny. This is the Kid Rock that made the sex tape with Scott Stapp, right? It’s like the pot calling the kettle a black slut.
She does have a real talent for getting skankier with age. Lots of celebs do, but she’s a lot better at it.
She does have a real talent for getting skankier with age. Lots of celebs do, but she’s a lot better at it.
well conal—-technically you are not a “whore” for video taping sex with your spouse. stupid and egotistical, but not a whore.
T-bird: And then profiting by it…? Yes. Whore. You are just pissed your sex tape sold as well as ‘Playing with Fire’ :-P
“video taping sex with your spouse”, didnt she make one with Sean Michaels before they were married, hang on, they weren’t married, she’s just a slut, she’s like the town bike, everybody has had a ride!
Kid Rock is small town. He may have money now, but he is still a fucking redneck who thinks his woman is his property. I am surprised he didn’t call up Sacha Kohen and try to make him meet up behind the skating rink to throw down. Even if she is a whore, and she is…he didn’t meet her at virginpalooza. She’s Pam Anderson for the love of cock!
Thank you Borat ! This was all meant to be. Pam and I are soulmates. Now’s my chance to tbag her.
Uhhh…”she’s Pam Anderson for the love of whatever”? And what exactly does that mean to you? Yeah, she’s Pam Anderson, Hollywood’s answer to the dried turd the dog left behind the couch and that no one bothered to clean up.
t-bird…that is the funniest shit i read on here in a long time…thank you kind sir