TMZ says that even though Britney Spears appeared to be having a good time last night at the AMA Awards while host Jimmy Kimmel and others made fun of Kevin Federline, she was seething on the inside. TMZ says:
We're told Britney was "incredibly upset" and "inconsolable." The sketch featured AMA host Jimmy Kimmel sealing a Federline look-a-like in a wooden crate and shipping him out to sea. Kimmel called K-Fed, “the world's first ever no-hit wonder" (then he dropped the crate into San Pedro Harbor and said "a whole school of fish just got pregnant"). Less than five minutes later, Kimmel introduced Spears as a surprise presenter.
God knows why she's upset, because this jackass is telling anyone who will listen that Britney was kinda trampy. Metro UK says:
Kevin Federline is set to claim that the pop star is a bisexual and that she has begged him for threesomes, according to reports. Federline will also reportedly claim that the pop princess regularly fantasizes about women and was desperate to share one with him.
It's probably safe to assume that Kevin was stoned at the time and is fuckin this story all up. Britney was still fat then. The "woman" was probably Mrs. Fields.
If a girl you’re with is begging to bring another girl home to you, and you don’t go for it, I want to hurt you. Badly.
Just one more hint that FedEx is a bag of monkeyshit. By the way, I’d kinda like to nestle my head up on the ol’ funbags as displayed in the last picture.
Just noticed…in the banner picture, apparently someone asked her how many people listened to his CD without taking it back to get the refund.
See, now this is info that I shouldn’t have in my head. And not because of the present-day, Britney-is-fattened-pig-ready-for-slaughter situation where most will go “Ew…fat lesbo!” No sir. I shouldn’t have this info in me head because my imagination is like a super-computer. It’s like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey. It’s so good, I’ll be able to take this info, cross reference it with the Britney from the “Hit Me One More Time Days” — specifically the schoolgirl outfit imagery (YUM!) — along with some of that Christina Aguilera photo spread from GQ (SLURP!), add in a little Jessica Simpson (Daisy Dukes!) and Jessica Alba (Sin City!) and…computing…computing…computing…com-pu-ting…BA-DA BING! TA-DA! Out comes the best superstar lesbo orgy ever. Ever. We’re talking a Hall Of Fame spank-fest! They’re kissing each other slowly, then passionately, then foreplay turns into fervor…they’re stripping each other of clothes, licking each other in places they forgot to wash, sucking everything from lips to lips to toes, until…until…until…overload. Overload! OVERLOAD. Ahhhh…computer now shutting down. Goodnight…
Actually Greg, I think now that Brits is single she’s cluing in all of the eligible bachelors in the audience as to how many fingers she can take up her ass simultaneously. Without lube.
God she looks so haggard and nasty. And frankly if I was married to Earl I’d fantasize and beg for sex from others too…
Does he even realize how much more of a loser he just made himself with that kind of story? It would be more believable if he said that she wanted three-somes, but as soon as the other girl found out he was the third, she’d always back out.
shes just not hot anymore, after dating trash like that shes premanetly scarred in my mind…
Actually she was signaling Michael Clark Duncan that there was no longer a ring on this finger.
Used up; has been; nasty; trashy; chubby; no talent; one-trick pony; white trash; snicker gobbling; saggy titted; baggy stomached; fat assed; no brain; stupid; backup dancer fucking; HAG!!!
sorry, had to get that off my chest…
*claps for bryce*
You pretty much just wrote a biography on britney spears.
Britney: worthless, nasty piece of trash.
alright she got rid of him with more or less no loss to her finances, but is she going all out being photographed with “big assets” popping out of her “dresses”
“*claps for bryce* You pretty much just wrote a biography on britney spears.” I think he forgot the last chapter: Next album bombs; worldwide ridicule; loses all assets in stupid Britos Brand cheese puff marketing fiasco; waitress at Denny’s.
She’d probably make a shitty Denny’s waitress too. She’d fuck up your order because she’d be flirting with some dumbshit wigger at the next table.
I’d be inconsolable too if that last picture was me.
Snorg Tees girl is packing a package babyyyy
I think what bothers me most about these photos is that her hair looks horrendous! I know that she’s white trash, I know that she likes to dress like a hooker at times, but why does she have to have the cheapest weave on the planet? Blech.
Homegirl needs to lay off the Mystic.