11.08.2006 BRITNEY SEX TAPE, DIVORCE STUFF

Fleshbot has a clip from what may or may not be the long rumored Britney Spears sex tape (read more about that here), featuring a girl with dark hair who kinda looks like Britney on the buisness end of a penis, enthusiastically giving oral to someone thankfully not shown.  I'd rather watch a sex change operation than Kevin getting oral from my once beloved Britney.    

TMZ says that KFed is planning on fighting for custody of his kids.  As soon as he remembers who they are.  But much more interesting is the claim made in an email to Michael K over on D, from somone saying they are close to Britneys inner circle.  They claim all of this is nothing but a publicity stunt to scare Kevin and get some attention. The unnamed source says:

Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends and I know for a fact she’s not going to leave him. She’s just doing this to scare him and gain some sympathy votes from the media. She went on Letterman, cause Kevin thought she was at the hotel crying over him. She is using the divorce to scare him. They are already talking to each other and texting all the time on their mobiles. She always threatened divorce on him and he never believed her. She’s hoping he will change his ways. I think she also knows that this can change her image and is using it. They will get back together. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are already back together.

Britney does seem okay with this whole thing.  She looks downright giddy.   And stacked.  JESUS, WHERE DID THAT RACK COME FROM!  Her boobs are normally only this big in the drawings in my diary ten years ago.  Technically, she should be riding a dolphin under a rainbow, but this is close enough, so I’m not complaining.




(32) Comments

  1. T-bird 11/08/2006 11:50

    she’s a moron. how stupid is she going to look if she takes him back? if he behaves it because he wants to keep getting her money NOT because he gives a damn about her. can she get any more desperate and pathetic?

  2. slip 11/08/2006 11:51

    suddenly i feel like chugging milk.

  3. Doctress Leisa 11/08/2006 11:53

    You mean she’s using the legal system to throw a white trash marriage temper tantrum? That’s the Brits we’ve come to know and mock. Whew–I was getting worried for a minute that she was acting all sensible-like by dumping the freeloading bastard.

  4. T-bird 11/08/2006 11:53

    and whoever that is attempting to give oral, it looks like a sorry effort. way too much hand jerking like she’s shaking up dice in a craps game and she doesn’t get past the head. sorry effort indeed

  5. James01 11/08/2006 12:07

    see what happens when hooters waitresses become famous….she shoulda stuck to what she was destined for…give me my wings and beer bitch!

  6. bryce 11/08/2006 12:08

    She really is white trash, she looks like a stripper. Next stop is when they are on ‘Cops’ “He’s drunk an’ molestin my young-uns!”

  7. Edgar 11/08/2006 12:08

    Dude I watched that vid at fleshbot and that’s not Britney, that is a grade A porno pro at work. That blow job technic can only be performed by a trained profesional not a fucking redneck girl who has suck only like three dicks in her life. The person on that vid would atleast have sucked 20,000 dicks to be that good.

  8. Beef 11/08/2006 12:09

    Change his ways?? “Kevin, stop being a white-trash freeloading wigger–or else!!!.” Yeah, that’ll work.

  9. Lesley 11/08/2006 12:11

    I think she will get on the talk show circuit for a minute, and once she sees how everyone is treating her better sans K-fag she will stay on track. On another note, them’s some big ass tit-tays.

  10. graller 11/08/2006 12:36

    You think that was good???

  11. paul 11/08/2006 12:43

    Why is everyone on this guy’s ass about being a free loader? 90% of the guys on this planet who are rich, are married to former bartender’s and frontdesk clerks at SuperCuts, but everyone thinks thats just cute and what a great couple a rich guy coming to the rescue of some poor chicks life is. Granted that this guy is an assclown, he should be admired for pulling a rich bitch into giving him money for banging her.

  12. James01 11/08/2006 12:44

    edgar….i got 20 bucks, whadda say we go out and get you some head

  13. Joseph 11/08/2006 12:45

    Umm, helloooo? New baby = bigger titties

  14. T-bird 11/08/2006 12:55

    paul— our society is a patriarchy and patriarchies tend to prefer women to be socialized to be dependent on men. you have only penises to blame for this problem.

  15. Morbid 11/08/2006 13:05

    Edgar, if that blowjob you watched is what you considered a blowjob performed by a ‘trained profesional’, I shudder to think of what you consider a bad blowjob.

  16. Ass Tagger 11/08/2006 13:23

    Well, this is clearly a make-or-break situation for Titney. If she follows through with the divorce, she has a shot at reviving her career. If she takes KY-Fed back, then her career and life are basically over.

  17. Juan 11/08/2006 13:24

    Hello?! Did I not mention “Britney Spears sex-tape” in a previous thread six hours ago? Sign me up for the Psychic Hot Line. However, what I was thinking is that K-Fed won’t sell his tape(s) until he really needs the cash (after all attempts at reconciliation are over, the divorce is final, and so on). He should get in touch with Tonya Harding’s ex for details (or maybe hire Screech as his agent).

  18. mitni 11/08/2006 13:55

    theyre huge, but theyre gonna be hangin down around her belly button in like 5 years.

  19. JC 11/08/2006 14:05

    If this IS real, when did she have hair like that? Was it during a time when she might have let him tape this? IMHO, this looks too much like these vids, also on Pornotube:
    http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=2559

  20. That's Retarded 11/08/2006 14:35

    That’s Retarded

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