Britney Spears looks retarded with this stupid Santa hat and sunglasses, but half of her giant rack is hanging out of her bra, so she's totally 100 percent forgiven. Girls with big racks get a surprisingly amount of leeway. Like, if ten of us were lined up on the edge of a lava tank filled with lava and big mean bears in lava-proof suits, and a hot topless chick with big tits went down the line and pushed the dudes in one by one, and I was tenth in line, I would still give her the benefit of the doubt. I would still wait to see where she was going with this. Because, you know, maybe.
(so - other than amputation - what’s the secret to losing 100 pounds in a month after having two kids in one year? Lipo? No. No, couldn’t be. According to whats in her hands here and here, the answer appears to be Snickers. Lots and lots of Snickers.)
I’d draw a map of the Hawaiian islands all over her chest.
c’mon K-Fed, sell those Britney sex tapes! We know you’ve got them! Sadly, if Britney manages to re-activate her career on her own, she won’t be compelled to pose nekkid for “Playboy” so our only hope is K-Fed and Brit’s Naughty Home Movies, vol. 1-7.
PS: I also have this theory that Britney has a fat twin sister and she’s the one who’s been making the public appearances with the rug rats for the past couple of years while the real Brit has been attending Yale under a pseudonym.
She looks like a mongoloid prostitute.
She looks like one of Santa’s slutty elves. What, you didn’t think he had those? He’s friggin Santa Claus. Where’s the fun in giving everyone what they want if you’re not getting any on the side?
Now. Not being someone that actually has tits, I feel that I’m fairly well versed in boobology. Now..are her tits so damn fake that she can’t even tell that one of ‘em’s hanging out like that? Or is the candybar throwing her off?
I think she’s hiding her kids in her tits. The exposed one? That’s just Sean Preston, he wants a bite of the snickers.
She had A LOT of work done. Boobs, lipo, tummy tuck, etc. She lloked like a hog after the first kid and we’re to believe she lloks like this 2 months after having the second. Or possibly paying for the Federation record label put a lot of stress on her. Ha Ha.
…as you can tell from all the recent pictures her left tit seems to have a size and mind of its own
I hereby nominate a new name for her: SKANKZILLA!!!
HELP ME! I don’t see her boobs? All I see is the same bra she was wearing in the last set of shots. Eeeeewwww….
I have noticed the bra as well potato. I have noticed that Brit is not a big fan of the good hygeine. Her hair always looks unwashed and she wears the same crap over and over. I know why she made 2 perfume lines, to cover the smell of her fumunda.
what the fuck is wrong with her face? her face is so ugly i bet she has to sneak up on her makeup. apparently she was not successful this day.
Ok. See-through black belly sweater with pale blue bra underneath? Santa hat? White sunglasses? Black go-go boots and a brown leather handbag? Ladies and gents, Brits is BACK–and I can’t decide whether this trashy outfit is a brilliant career move or a total inability to dress herself. What do we think, campers?
someone take their kids and give them to brangelina. or even madonna or tom cruise…F IT, give the boys to michael jackson
my theory, brit went out and had some crazy drunken sex….same bra from night before, the bra isnt even on properly, covering herself up as much as possible (hang-over)……
Does everyone else throw away their bra after they’ve worn it a couple times? I personally like to wear something more than once after spending the money. Maybe she buys multiples - a lot of celebrities do.
No, I am only interested in women who have bras in 365 different colors/designs.
What’s the deal with these celebs….they don’t know how to wear a bra? Lohan has some pictures very similar to these. Seein that KFed spent $50mill, she probably can’t afford a new bra or clothes for that matter.
Wherez the vidzzelz KFED?
“Ok. See-through black belly sweater with pale blue bra underneath? Santa hat? White sunglasses? Black go-go boots and a brown leather handbag? What do we think, campers?”
She was going “incognito” and didn’t want to be recognized by her “fans.”
Britney “thinks” to self”–”Hey, I can blend right in if I wear a Santa hat in NOVEMBER, sunglasses at NIGHT, a see-thru blouse barely concealing my huge breasts. No one will pay attention to me then! And I can buy all the Snickers I want without the paparazzi hassling me.” You know, she almost got away with it.
Chipped nail polish must be a Hollywood trend. Maybe she’s trying to be thrifty now.