11.07.2006 ELISHA CUTHBERT IS A STONE FOX

People say there's a lot of pressure in Hollywood to stay thin and look hot, but that's apparently news to the easily relaxed Elisha Cuthbert.  She's so f'n pale, like she lives under the sea.  She basically looks like a hot zombie.  This is pretty much a microcosm of 90 percent of the girls in Hollywood.  Seeing famous Hollywood beauties in real life is like going to a car show and seeing the Batmobile.  On TV it looks fantastic but up close you see its nothing but plywood and electrical tape.  Just like Elisha Cuthbert.


(29) Comments

  1. James01 11/07/2006 13:17

    fee fi fo fum

  2. Crucial 11/07/2006 13:40

    I refuse to believe thats really her.

  3. Joey Pants 11/07/2006 13:44

    Even if, when you want to shag, just tell her to get dolled up. You won’t be there in the morning, so who cares if she looks like hell without makeup. I actually like it when girls wear sweats but she should have a ‘woman’s’ shirt on. Those little shirts are hot with sweatpants (wife beaters too).

  4. gregg 11/07/2006 13:49

    Oh, I don`t know. Who is she exactly? Both her an I need the practice, I guess. As long as she into roleplay I`m down. I`ll still need a wingman for the double anal. Anyone?

  5. J.D. 11/07/2006 13:50

    You’re telling me THAT’S what she looks like in the morning?! I feel like I’ve had some liquor goggles attached to my face since “The Girl Next Door” came out. I just woke up from a 5 year bender and am horrified, gnawing off my arm, sneaking out praying to god I didn’t give her my phone number.

  6. slip 11/07/2006 14:21

    dude… no way is that her.

  7. JoeBlow 11/07/2006 14:27

    Welcome to the real world little boys. If they can make Oprah look good on TV and in photos they can make anyone look good. She is just another avg. looking woman but at least she has the balls to show it.

  8. Karl 11/07/2006 14:28

    That’s her but, I would still bang her like a “Mallard Duck”! Just minus the clothes but, leave those ugly ass boots on! I’d juice on her veins. Right on that roast rump.

  9. Jerp 11/07/2006 14:40

    That looks more like Michelle Williams aka Heath Ledger’s baby’s mama aka Jen from Dawson’s Creek. Are you sure that’s not her?

  10. Robert 11/07/2006 14:42

    I wouldn’t bang her cuz JoeBlow says she has balls. Actually she looks like a beginner addict looking for her next fix (she’s got her “shoplifting bag” as well). Or maybe she’ll just do a couple of quickie bj’s in the alleyway?

  11. Ronin 11/07/2006 14:44

    I understand that makeup goes a long way and it’s expected a person would look different without it, but goddamn her ’shoes’ are atrocious! there’s no excuse for that shit

  12. James01 11/07/2006 15:00

    pale, disheveled, endlessly walking a parking lot….bobby brown is in one of those shots somewhere

  13. T-bird 11/07/2006 15:03

    this looks alot like shanna moakler with short hair. maybe she’s trying to sport a disguise so the DA can’t prosecute her for bitch slapping paris.

  14. James01 11/07/2006 15:33

    t-bird…good point, I dont understand how someone slapped in the mouth as often as her would be so upset about moekler slapping her…maybe its because it was the first time shes been slapped by a hand

  15. Doctress Leisa 11/07/2006 15:47

    Holy Jeebus! Even I won’t leave the house without mascara on, and I’m just known for my Playboy centerfold spread. What’s HER excuse?

  16. gonza 11/07/2006 16:20

    She looks really cute imo.

  17. Sean01 11/07/2006 16:33

    I just wanted to preface this by saying that gonza has finished a 1/5 of Jack. That is all.

  18. Angela 11/07/2006 16:51

    At least she’s willing to leave the house without makeup. I think it’d be a funny new trend. See all the ‘real’ beauties. Eva will show off her mustache, Jessica’s acne, Paris well Paris doesn’t know how to remove hers. It’s probably tattooed on. But it would definitely be interesting.

  19. Amazo The Wizard 11/07/2006 17:28

    I love people refusing to believe it’s actually her. Put down the airbrushed pictorials and walk outside once in a while, children.

  20. gonza 11/07/2006 17:49

    Sean, fu, fu veru much :)
    At least she is not some pathetic bitch that spraypaints her face just to go outside.

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