11.30.2006 HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS FILLER

I only barely have any idea who Hayden Panettiere is.  All I know for sure is that she isn't Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, and that's good enough for this week.  I also know she's the cheerleader on that show "Heroes", and that she dresses like a flight attendant from the future.  Her hobbies include sticking her ass out on the red carpet and pretending she's in the Fantastic Four.

NOTE - hmm. as of 1:00 pm pacific time, we seem to be having some weird server problem where clicking a thumbnail takes you to a blank white page.  sorry about that.  should be fixed soon.  it was still fun though, wasnt it.  all that clicking action.

UPDATE - ba-dow!  fixed.




(62) Comments

  1. T-bird 11/30/2006 13:17

    i’m sure every guy on this board just skeeted on their monitor.

  2. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 13:20

    I love this chick. Yes, she’s 16 (on Heroes, at least), but put her in that little red and white cheerleader outfit, and look out.

  3. craig t. nelson 11/30/2006 13:23

    hell yeah i did

  4. T-bird 11/30/2006 13:25

    she is amazingly hot. i was going to suggest that the title should be “hayden panettiere needs filling” until i realized she’s only 17. sheesh. everyone put your penises away.

  5. Juan 11/30/2006 13:29

    “she’s only 17″–so? Lindsay Lohan had sex over 4,000 times before she was 18 and look at her now! Oh wait, never mind.

  6. Jeffrey 11/30/2006 13:34

    My wife loves the scene where this girl is driving some jock douche-bag around and he starts to tell her that he is going to spread horrible rumors around about her. Then she drives the damn car into the side of a building at a high rate of speed. Of course, se walks away unharmed.
    This is why I don’t let my wife drive me anywhere ;-)

  7. Plague30 11/30/2006 13:34

    Worth the possible jailtime.

  8. Joseph 11/30/2006 13:40

  9. GMoney 11/30/2006 13:41

    This is the little girl who loves football from “Remember the Titans”. If I remember right the grown up version of her on that movie was hot, when they showed her at that dude’s funeral who got into the car accident.

  10. Joseph 11/30/2006 13:41

    What the hell is “Heroes”?

  11. WilliamtheBloody 11/30/2006 13:43

    That’s incredible, we share the exact same hobbies. Only I pretend I’m the stretchy guy, because the chick uniform pinches something fierce due to some anatomical incompatibilities.

  12. Fance 11/30/2006 13:46

    I’m just thankful this isn’t a post that involves the Slutty Skank Squad.

  13. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 13:48

    Joseph - It’s a show about “people with extraordinary abilities”. Basically a superhero show, but done really well. Check out http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/

  14. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 13:51

    Fance, that’s the Three Horseskanks of the Apocalypse…get it right (lol…)

  15. mitni 11/30/2006 14:02

    other hobbies include not being 18 until august 07 and not even looking legal. she’s cute, but that’s about it for now.

  16. Robert 11/30/2006 14:13

    Hmm, JUST turned 17 in August. ……………. You know in accordance with Megan’s Law, I’m required to - uh - never mind. BTW, should there be a countdown clock somewhere on the Net already for her???

  17. Perry 11/30/2006 14:16

    God, I wish girls looked like that when I was in high school. We all used to think that Britney and Lohan were hot, then we saw their vag and were entirey disappointed.

    There is a cameltoe picture of her in her cheerleading skirt on the web.

  18. Lesley 11/30/2006 14:16

    She was also featured on an episode of Law & Order:SVU as a high school chick who smokes cock for designer clothes.

  19. Evil Malcom Norris 11/30/2006 14:22

    “Her hobbies include sticking her ass out” Hm…looks and sounds like an awesome hobby.

  20. Angela 11/30/2006 14:23

    Most girls look good in a cheerleader uniform, but she looks pretty good here too. I actually like this dress except for the big bow.

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