HOW IS THIS NEWS

Put your morning coffee down and brace yourselves everyone, because Michelle Rodriguez – the girl kissing other girls at a gay bar here – has come out of the closet.  Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  Well, actually, replace the phrase “come out of the closet” with the phrase “did not come out of the closet” and “didn’t speak to anyone in this interview” and “declined comment”.   The Advocate has an EXCLUSIVE! interview with Kristanna Loken – the girl kissing Pink here – and there’s a breathtaking revelation that she likes girls and is with Michelle now.  Which apparently makes Tyler a gay insider blog, because we first mentioned that here.   And that Loken is bi here.  And of course these two are gay.  They're cartoonishly gay.  The lipstick and the dyke.  The stripper and the cop killer.  For a dude to be this cliché he'd have to rollerblade into a drape showroom wearing nothing but a thong and mirrored sunglasses and an orange hard hat.