11.15.2006 HOW IS THIS NEWS

Put your morning coffee down and brace yourselves everyone, because Michelle Rodriguez - the girl kissing other girls at a gay bar here - has come out of the closet.  Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  Well, actually, replace the phrase “come out of the closet” with the phrase “did not come out of the closet” and “didn’t speak to anyone in this interview” and “declined comment”.   The Advocate has an EXCLUSIVE! interview with Kristanna Loken - the girl kissing Pink here - and there’s a breathtaking revelation that she likes girls and is with Michelle now.  Which apparently makes Tyler a gay insider blog, because we first mentioned that here.   And that Loken is bi here.  And of course these two are gay.  They're cartoonishly gay.  The lipstick and the dyke.  The stripper and the cop killer.  For a dude to be this cliché he'd have to rollerblade into a drape showroom wearing nothing but a thong and mirrored sunglasses and an orange hard hat.




(27) Comments

  1. MrHumpty 11/15/2006 12:39

    FIRST! (SNORG GIRL RULES)

  2. T-bird 11/15/2006 12:41

    i’m convinced that pink has a 12 inch penis in her pants. she’s way to butch to be considered a girl. a chick liking pink just makes her straight.

  3. elvis 11/15/2006 12:43

    10 bucks says Michelle = the giver, Kritanna = the taker

  4. ac 11/15/2006 12:54

    shocking. btw what is this snorg girl crap people keep talking about?

  5. Pol Pot Pie 11/15/2006 12:58

    I like Tang

  6. NedLudd 11/15/2006 12:59

    I need to get to the bottom of all that.

  7. mark07 11/15/2006 13:07

    Can you imagine Pink brining that home to Carey Hart?
    Now whether he is allowed to join in is probably in doubt but watching (with video camera in hand) would be nice.

  8. Ass Tagger 11/15/2006 13:15

    Kinda reminds me of the Beyonc

  9. Robert 11/15/2006 13:16

    Brendan says: “For a dude to be this clich

  10. Aaron 11/15/2006 13:17

    My gf and I have an arrangement. If I hook up with the snorg girl, it isn’t cheating…

  11. bryce 11/15/2006 13:21

    I love lesbians! Especially if they are hot. Not so much with the fat bull dykes though…

  12. WilliamtheBloody 11/15/2006 13:26

    Snorg girl Alice is a smoking hot chick that models t-shirts. Here’s a link: http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety/

  13. WilliamtheBloody 11/15/2006 13:32

    Here’s another: http://www.myspace.com/72470664

  14. JC 11/15/2006 13:42

    I posted these on DListed last night, them walking together.
    http://tinyurl.com/y97vz6
    http://tinyurl.com/y4ungu

  15. Chris 11/15/2006 13:45

    Did anyone see the scene in Fast and the Furious where Michelle Rodriguez’s character gets in a car accident and says, “Ouch my balls!” Don’t know if that was in the script…Snorg girl is cute but I didn’t know she was only 5 years old. Unicorn backpack should have given it away.

  16. Lisa 11/15/2006 13:53

    There’s a banner ad above promoting Michael Jackson’s Video Collection. How wrong is that on this website? (I know the ads change but still it’s disturbing…)

  17. Robert 11/15/2006 14:06

    Actually I’m waiting for the OJ promo tour of his book “If I did it” - now THAT is sick.

  18. Cindy 11/15/2006 14:25

    Michelle Rodriguez out of the closet? When was she in? Raging lezbos like her can’t hide from anyone. It’s not even news.

  19. Julz 11/15/2006 14:43

    Michelle is so smoking hot. Even through her sociopathic cop role on Lost, I absolutely loved her. I’d totally give up my breeder status for her. And I don’t think Borat wore the orange hard hat. Roller skates and thong, definitely. Hard hat, not so much.

  20. That's Retarded 11/15/2006 14:48

    That’s Retarded

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