In Touch says that the monster seen above (aka - Kirsten Dunst) is now dating Orlando Bloom, who has been single since breaking up with Kate Bosworth two months ago. The monster has pretty much been single since ending her pretend relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal over a year ago. Hard to believe no one has snatched up this prize. Anyway, In Touch says It and Bloom were seen together Sunday at the hotel Chateau Marmount in Hollywood, on what was seemingly a date. A source says:
"They stayed in the lobby, even after last call. They were talking, flirting and kissing."
Yikes. At best I'll say that maybe Orlando thought he was helping. Maybe he saw Its disgusting pebble teeth and cold dead complexion and thought she was cursed by a witch, and only a kiss could break the spell. It's either that or he has some serious mental problems. You don't have to be Freud to figure out that anyone who punishes their penis by sticking it inside Kirsten Dunst is gonna be filled with self hate.
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Dude- the guy dated that Bosworth- she is as nasty as they come. I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but he might have traded up on this one. I know, I know, thats crazy talk.
no you didn’t!!! no one is as bad as dunst!!! you have totally lost it shafty!
I guess this what happens when you do movies like Pirates and L.O.R. your taste changes from humans to goblins and skeletons
Bloom’s British - bad teeth are a way of life…
That pic keeps me up at night.
shafty…put the marker down, you are starting to post non-sense
i agree with shafty, i’d rather watch a dunst movie than torture myself with kate bosworth…unless it is of course any spiderman movie because dunst and toby together are worse than anything anyone could ever think of
at least dunst has some meat on her bones. after riding that twig bosworth, he’s desperate for anything. besides, what guy could resist banging a snaggletooth vampire? just one more piece of exotic poon on the “to do ” list.
I don’t know, because I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. I also live in Iowa. But do they have dentists in LA?
Screw ‘em, they deserve each other. Bloom is more effeminate than any of his leading ladys. Little bitch.
you’ve gotta be friggen kidding me… And Bosworth WAS hot before she gave up eating.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer brings up a point, they DO have dentists in L.A. I remember some teen internet model having one crooked tooth, and before long they got her braces, then got them off and her teeth looked great. Orthodontists might rape your wallet but surely with hollywood salaries it’s worth it to not have us internet trolls snickering at them whilst they rake in the cash.
Man. He’d look less gay if he was dating Frodo or the squid faced guy from Pirates 2. Oh wait, maybe she is the squid faced guy’s little sister.
she looks like a cabbage patch kid. and for someone her age, that’s not a good thing.
All I can say is that this chick must be totally in love with herself to have as much money as she does and refuse to do anything about that mess.
Kristin Dunst is a professional beard, isn’t she?
Bloom must have joined some sort of Hollywood outreach program or something. Either that or he just lost a bet. I just hope this SnaggleBloom union is short-lived.
Scientifically speaking, Dunst is worth 12.35 Bosworths.
scientifically speaking, dunst being human is only a theory