The always great sports blog With Leather has an update today on the growing rumor that Jessica Simpson is now dating Tony Romo, the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Sources say:
"I'm not sure this Simpson-Romo thing has legs, but I can confirm that he hooked up her father, Joe, with tickets to Sunday's game…" and "At this time I can only confirm that Romo went to lunch with Jessica's father, Joe, when he was in Los Angeles on Tuesday filming a segment for 'The Best Damn Sports Show Period…' "
This story is a real bee in my bonnet, and I’m sorry to use such language, but I’m pretty upset. Not just because Jessica is once again givin it out to dorks and big-eared nerds when she could be using that tongue on a natural beauty like me or me, but also because of the commercials that run during daytime television. Apparently my dead end job is frustrating and I'm going nowhere when I could be a security professional in as little as 12 weeks. I could make new friends, and the pay is pretty good too!
He probably answered her desperate ass myspace. Way to drop the ball there Brendon.
see Jess? you can put together a decent outfit by yourself. Please…no more of that Ken Paves stylist.
And once again, Drew Bledsoe gets shafted.
So Papa Joe is whoring out his daughter for football tickets this time, eh?
My first thought was, if Big Joe is going to pimp Jessica for football tickets, the least he can do is try for the Super Bowl. Then I realized she’s not really Peyton Manning’s type….
Jess needs a dude with a big salary to support her shopping addiction.
I’m sorry for anyone who wants to eat circus peanuts off her hooters but she comes across as damaged goods to me. PLUS, she has some real daddy issues and that guy used to be a goddamn preacher! Amen?
I don’t want to eat anything off her hooters, I just wanna deposit a little pearl jam on that tongue. ‘Course, she gets that every day from her dad so she probably wants something different.
That’s Retarded
I would eat peanuts off her hooters and right out of her poop. Romo is having a very good year indeed.
You know what they say about preacher’s daughters. Whores, all of ‘em.
I find her attractive and would like to have intercourse with her.
This chick is dull and boring to me. I’d rather watch paint dry or talk about Paris Whore Hilton.
I am a security professional, and it’s not all that great, sorry..
cindy, were a talking about banging this chick, and yes, she is dull and boring, and watching paint dry and having a conversation are exactly the same, fucking dry paint and her are very very different
Well, James, I have no dick, but if you’d be so inclined as to let me borrow yours…I’d still rather fuck paint (wet, dry, drying, whatever) than bang this broad. She’s boring! Sorry, sue me. Gimme the lead singer of Pussycat Dolls over this blockhead anyday. And I wouldn’t need to borrow your dick to fuck HER! :P
anybody who wants to talk about paris whore hilton is worthless and so is their opinion. jess may be boring intelectually but her titts sure as hell aren’t. Me Man You Woman!
It’s a tough call. Would I fuck her? Hell yes! Would I marry her? Hell no!
Paris Hilton is worthier target to make fun of because she an elitist snob who thinks that everyone loves her. Jessica Simpson on the other hand can’t even spell elitist snob and wants just one guy to love her (desperately). Give her a break and/or a puppy named “Flopsy.”
All this coming from someone who calls themselves elvis with a little “e”. Brilliant.