11.13.2006 KEVIN SPENT 50 MILLION DOLLARS

TMZ estimates that Kevin Federline possibly spent 50 million dollars of Britney Spears money in the two years that they were married.  In 2003, her net worth was estimated at 100 million dollars.  Today, she’s worth between 35 and 50 million.  "You do the math," TMZ says.  

But these numbers are in stark contrast to a report in yesterdays Daily Mail, who says Britney’s worth today is approximately 123 million.  The Mail has gotten their hands on the prenuptial agreement signed before the wedding and it is extremely clear and extremely strict - 60 pages long, a detailed record of everything Britney has ever earned, every dime listed and locked away from Kevin.  The Mail says:

Britney wanted every penny protected by the pre-nup and ordered her vast legal team to draw up a list of all her worldwide assets, held in a myriad of companies including Britney Brands, BritneyFilms, Britney Online, Britney Touring, Fairy Zone Productions, One More Time Music and Britney Television.   To find out exactly how much she was worth, they gathered together hundreds of financial and tax statements. These documents have now been seen by The Mail on Sunday, and they offer a fascinating insight into the finances of a pop phenomenon.

Jesus Christ.  60 pages?  I think that maybe they over thought this just a little.  Its Kevin Federline.  They could have drawn a duck on a triangle and he would have been so hopelessly confused he would have agreed to anything just to be left alone. 

And now, unrelated pictures of Andy Roddick dressed as KFed for Halloween:




(20) Comments

  1. CR 11/13/2006 09:13

    Holy crap there’s a lot of news up already. A: Britney’s net worth got to what it was from her incessant work schedule, touring, cd releases, etc. She quit working to make kids. She quits work, keeps up her luxurious lifestyle, pays taxes, and hey! guess what? You gotta work to keep making money! The girl hasn’t done a goddamn thing for 2 years! B: I have a new love of Andy Roddick.

  2. WilliamtheBloody 11/13/2006 09:13

    60 pages of prenup and no clause about barring the release of a sex tape? That’s just piss poor legal preparation. Its quite obvious to me that this alleged tape is 100% real and that Britney is 100% of a dirty pig. C’mon lawyers, head in the game here guys.

  3. Willie Beamin 11/13/2006 09:45

    Haha good one Andy

  4. The Accuser01 11/13/2006 09:56

    WHEN oh WHEN will celebrities learn not to film themselves having sex?!?

  5. Robert 11/13/2006 11:06

    Doesn’t matter much about the tape anyway, once a copy goes out on the net that thing will torrent so fast; half the servers will probably crash from the load.

  6. JC 11/13/2006 11:24

    Imagine what Paul McCartney is thinking right now. Well, he was warned.

  7. Alex C 11/13/2006 11:41

    JC - are you thinking he wishes he had made a sex tape?

  8. T-bird 11/13/2006 11:50

    of course there is a sex tape. this clingy codependent whore was obsessed with EARL from day one. all she talked about non-stop in their chaotic show was how amazing the sex was.

  9. T-bird 11/13/2006 11:53

    meanwhile, poor paul mccartney. you’d think after he got burned by the clear skeleton formerly known as michael jackson, that he would have figured out how to protect his assets. supposedly Heather was going to claim spousal abuse. Imagine that. A one legged woman talking ’bout she’s not going to stand for that.

  10. JC 11/13/2006 12:11

    Ha Ha, Alex. I meant the whore-proof (knock on wooden leg) iron clad pre-nup. As far as a young Paul doing this…I’m not sure they even HAD videotape “all those years ago” ;)

  11. Doctress Leisa 11/13/2006 12:38

    KFed looks doughy, like if you poked him in the middle the impression would stay there for hours. And now I’ve just grossed myself out.

  12. Alex C 11/13/2006 16:24

    Your right JC - there are probably some sketches or watercolors somewhere of him instead… The other thing is I know DV cameras are pretty idiot proof but for K-Fed to operate one? I dunno, pushing the boundaries of credibility here I think.

  13. Ass Tagger 11/13/2006 16:31

    Yeah, KY-Fed probably thinks he’s sittin’ on a gold mine, but with his dumb wigga a**, I’m pretty sure he’ll seal the deal for the tape, then he’ll go to play it for them and realize that he forgot to hit record. Either that, or Britney probably siphoned him off so hard that he just seizured and dropped the camera before the money shot.

  14. F13ND 11/13/2006 17:01

    your all wrong kevin didn’t spend this money. Brittany spent $50,000 on herself, her lipo, massive rack, and other improvements having a baby, and yes it took all 50,000 it costs a lot to make a manatee look remotely attractive once more.

  15. F13ND 11/13/2006 17:01

    *after having a baby

  16. F13ND 11/13/2006 17:02

    aww shit 50,000,000 too few zeros

  17. That's Retarded 11/13/2006 17:16

    That’s Retarded

  18. Lesley 11/13/2006 17:58

    I agree with That’s Retarded on this one. Good call.

  19. WhompingWillow 11/14/2006 00:05

    Andy Roddick is dating Britney?

  20. Bulb 12/03/2008 13:03

    That's Retarded @ 17:16 two fucking years ago

    That's Retarded.

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