KEVIN WANTS TO SELL THE SEX TAPE

By brendon November 13, 2006 @ 6:19 AM

A London tabloid says that Kevin Federline has already been offered 50 million dollars for the rights to a four hour sex tape made with Britney Spears.  News of the World says:

Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.  Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.  The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.  It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles

Keep in mind that Carolyn Murphy and Colin Farrell both kept their sex tapes from going on sale, and they don't have nearly the resources that Britney has.  Also keep in mind that News of the World is such an awesome and credible newspaper, their website has this story and then a picture of Kevin and then a picture of two skanks.  Please believe me when I tell you that at no point is it ever explained who these girls are or how they’re related to this story.  But still, awesome, right?

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(40) Comments

  1. avatar
    Michael 11/13/2006 08:48

    God her tits are so big and fake, it’s awesome. But her grill is busted and fug.

  2. avatar
    CR 11/13/2006 09:15

    I still think she’s a dog. Anyway, I can’t imagine ANY sex tape selling LESS for the sheer fact that no one in this galaxy wants to see Federline’s penis.

  3. avatar
    WilliamtheBloody 11/13/2006 09:17

    I cannot take my eyes off her new, giant rack. My eyes read the story, but in my head it all sounded like the teacher from Charlie Brown. With jugs!

  4. avatar
    CR 11/13/2006 09:18

    as an afterthought, she’s looking a bit like the sober Courtney Love in these pictures.

  5. avatar
    The Accuser01 11/13/2006 09:51

    What wholesome image?

  6. avatar
    The Accuser01 11/13/2006 09:53

    No, really, what “wholesome image”? And fifty million for something that people will watch for free on the internet?

  7. avatar
    天才808 11/13/2006 09:56

    Is that the same bra from the Santa hat photos?

  8. avatar
    Gavin 11/13/2006 10:12

    Looks a hell of a lot like it.

    Now honestly..am I the only one who kinda saw this coming?
    What with their white trash tendencies and the recent celebrity “trend” going around.

  9. avatar
    PhrostByte 11/13/2006 10:33

    I think she looks skank’ed out. Nothing like pre-Kfed. That was only 2 yrs ago, right?

  10. avatar
    Jennifer 11/13/2006 11:09

    Her wholesome image went out the window the first time she was seem in public with Kevin Federline! And if she’s so worried about being wholesome she should try to look a little less used up. The santa hat outfit is just wrong.

  11. avatar
    Robert 11/13/2006 11:10

    “Skank’ed out” is an understatement. She does look like Courtney Love’s whored-out sister. Next up, Courtney and Brit’s duo “She Works Hard For Her Money”…. The sex tape will only be interesting to me if she takes a facial, otherwise, there’s still the 378,029,648,243 versions of the Paris tape to look at.

  12. avatar
    MrHumpty 11/13/2006 11:20

    I want to put myself inside her soft and let it get hard while I listen for the bones to start breaking….

  13. avatar
    Demonoid 11/13/2006 11:20

    I think the tape would be worth watching if she takes it in the poop-shoot. Then Kevin gives her a Dirty Sanchez…..yea that would be kewl!

    If we’re patient, i’m sure a few more little previews will be out. GO KEVIN!!

  14. avatar
    JC 11/13/2006 11:21

    Remember folks: “regular” porn is almost always better than “celebrity” porn. Especially in this fugly white trash case. (Carolyn Murphy was a real supermodel who got freaky on film, and that was worth seeing.)

  15. avatar
    Abby 11/13/2006 11:27

    Errr… first weeks of their relationship? Why would a celebrity let her *back-up dancer* *film himself* nailing her in the *first weeks* of their relationship? It’s so stupid I almost feel bad for her.

  16. avatar
    MrHumpty 11/13/2006 11:34

    I wonder if wiggers’ like Kevin put their condoms half on and tilted to the side like their hats…

  17. avatar
    T-bird 11/13/2006 12:08

    she’s about as wholesome as gary glitter at a girl scout meeting.

  18. avatar
    Doctress Leisa 11/13/2006 12:33

    Ahahaha! Apparently, I am not the only one incredulous she still thinks she has a “wholesome image”. As soon as she became a sperm receptacle for that scuzzy wigging freeloader she kissed that particular attribute good bye.

  19. avatar
    Doctress Leisa 11/13/2006 12:34

    Make that a BOY Scout meeting, T-bird, and I think you’ve got something there…

  20. avatar
    Zed 11/13/2006 13:35

    “They did nothing all day but have sex

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