KIM KASOMETHING IS FILLER

Oh dear god today is slow.  So it's come to this.  Depressing, huh.  But at least Kim Kardashian is a step in the right direction.  The pointless and hatable celebrities in England all at least have huge racks.  We’ve been stuck with Paris and the Chupacabra.  Bedding the Chupacabra would be like trying to fuck a broom.  And you might as well fuck that red bucket where they put the used hypodermic needles instead of Paris.  It's pretty much the same thing, but at least it would be exciting to see what you’re gonna die of.  I don't even think this Kim chick is that hot.  She looks like Jasmine from Aladdin, but for some reason that didn't turn out as sexy as I imagined it would during ages 12 – 15.  But she does have a big rack, and I read somewhere that they ran these tests with science and proved that chicks with big boobs are just more tolerable than other chicks.  I think it was in the Bible.  

(maybe the reason I still cant get into her is because her dad is the lawyer who defended OJ after he chopped his wife’s head off, or maybe its this, which is even worse)