The New York Daily News reports today that Lindsay Lohan is angry at whoever is spreading the lies that Paris Hilton hit her. Please keep in mind as you read the next quote that Lindsay Lohan is the one who said Paris Hilton hit her:
"Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other."
Lets travel back in time to what Lindsay said 24 hours ago:
"…I'm saying this on tape, (Paris Hilton) hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friends house and I didn't know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and she poured it all over me and it hurts and it's not okay and … I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I'm crazy, I'm not … I'm just trying to act."
So, could Lindsay Lohan get any dumber? I'll put it this way: No. In most states, if you say something this dumb, you can be declared legally dead.
And yet she’s getting the publicity.
Oh, it’s so simple–the person who SAID that about Paris yesterday is the same person who constantly forgets to wear underwear and who shows up late for movie shoots. It’s the OTHER Lindsay Lohan. You know, the evil clone. It’s not OUR Lindsay, the Disney-movie girl-next-door. I don’t know how we were ever fooled into thinking OUR Lindsay would do/say dumb things. (Oh, and OUR Lindsay is a virgin, teetotaler who spends her spare time entertaining the troops overseas and reading her Bible)
you havent figured it out….they are screwing with the tabs
And here I thought the difference between the ‘good’ Lindsay and ‘bad’ Lindsay was that one spit and the other swallowed (I don’t remember though which was which). Jeez, it’s like being in high school again (without the tests).
move on people. there is nothing to see here.
And here I thought the difference between the ‘good’ Lindsay and ‘bad’ Lindsay was that one spit and the other swallowed (I don’t remember though which was which). Jeez, it’s like being in high school again (without the tests).
Lindsay is “borderline” retarded? She crossed the border about 30 lines of coke and 17 dicks ago.
Lindsay is “borderline” retarded? She crossed the border about 30 lines of coke and 17 dicks ago.
Oh we figured it out James. That doesn’t make it any less pathetic.
She was ACTING for the paparazzi duh. She is just a great great actress is all. :)
Since when is this site called “what would lindsey lohan brittney spears and paris hilton do?” I’m tired of hearing about the stupid gossip between these spoiled bitches, where’s the content?!!!?!
I’m so confused. I support Lindsay 1000%, so if she says she didn’t say all that about Paris, then she didn’t. It is Hollywood after all. They have tons of special effects that can make videos like that seem like Lindsay is saying something about her good friend Paris, but in reality it’s just Tom Cruise in a rubber mask.
Why? Why did this make the site? I’m willing to let it go because of the AWESOMELY FUNNY comment made about Asslee Simpson yesterday, but honestly, I’d rather log on and see nothing new than another non-story about this poor, troubled, headed for rehab and doing porn little girl with daddy issues and no self worth.
Thank you
And she would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!
If she’s this dumb I should have no problem convincing her she needs to suck my penis in order to extract a cure for cancer :-) And yes, we all know this is her amazing way at getting attention and messing with reporters; but anyone with half a brain would just keep their mouth shut. Fortunately for me, she’s not that type of girl.
I think you contract STDs if you read three gossip columns that mention Paris Hilton in 24 hours. Time to call the GP about another shot of penicillin.
Definitely agree that all this Spears/Lohan/Hilton shit is really getting tired.
Ladies and gents may I direct your attention to someone with real talent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTD2mwwlPqc
Seriously Tyler–isn’t Diora Baird doing anything newsworthy? Dating, buying groceries, breathing, healing the sick with her panty lint.
Any pictures will do. I’m not proud.
I WATCHED that tard say it on E! News last night! I mean, I SAW her MOUTH MOVE and say those words. The only explanation, besides being a complete tard, is that she was drunk/coked up and forgot she said it. Coke will do that to you. Like that time I banged that bear and forgot about it - coke.