11.14.2006 LINDSAY LOHAN IS DECEPTIVE

Lindsay Lohan is pretty dumb.  Although I guess girls in LA are dumb in general.  They don’t know who fought in World War II and most of them think "enormity" means the same thing as "big".  They are surprisingly good at ping pong and math, so if you need someone to keep score for you while you play ping pong, there’s no one more qualified.  One time I had an actress on some indie tell me her best quality was her self-defecating sense of humor.  I didn’t have the heart to explain what she said and why it was different from "self-deprecating".  But I digress.  Lindsay Lohan is pretty dumb.  And she lies about dumb things.  Like on this video that X17 has of her clearly showing off a new tattoo and then denying she got a tattoo.  You know someone lies a lot when they lie about stuff and it doesn’t even give them some kind of an advantage.  It would be like if you ate some cereal then told me you didn’t eat any cereal.  Wow, you really have the upper hand now, don’t you!  Victory is yours!

(it means "evil", by the way.)




(66) Comments

  1. Juan 11/14/2006 10:34

    curious…in 3 of the 4 photos she is holding another girl’s hand. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Also, kindly post the name, address, email address and (if possible) naked photos of the one in the red dress.

  2. Greg 11/14/2006 10:36

    Just by holding another girl’s hand, she’s gone up about 2.5 soon-to-be-in-girl-on-girl-action-on-the-internet points.

  3. Chris 11/14/2006 10:41

    I contend that there be no more Lindsey Lohan pictures posted on WWTDD anymore. Instead, if a story involves her, put up pictures of that hot girl to the right of Lindsey. Her rack seems to have a lot less semen residue and overall doesn’t resemble a drunken garden gnome.

  4. Matt02 11/14/2006 10:45

    We need more pictures of the girl on the right. Now.

  5. Joseph 11/14/2006 10:48

    I’d hit those.

  6. Robert04 11/14/2006 10:49

    Brendon, I think the more appropriate phrasing would be “all girls are dumb in general.” Trust me, the girls here at the University of Iowa are plenty stupid too. They’re also generally fat. Trust me again when I say this is not an appealing combination.

  7. Julz 11/14/2006 10:51

    Is she trying camoflage herself by blending in with all those LA ho’s. Where’d she go? She’s a genius…the pappies will never find her now. Ahahahhahahahaaaa!

  8. elvis 11/14/2006 10:53

    I hate this effin girl. I agree with Chris and Matt no more pictures of Hohan replace them with the hot piece of cafe latte on the right.

  9. JC 11/14/2006 10:54

    But is it lying if she can’t remember getting the tattoo? ;)

  10. Ray 11/14/2006 11:04

    The enormity of the mistake in the definition of enormity could not be denied. (Definition #3)

    1. outrageous or heinous character; atrociousness: the enormity of war crimes.
    2. something outrageous or heinous, as an offense: The bombing of the defenseless population was an enormity beyond belief.
    3. greatness of size, scope, extent, or influence; immensity: The enormity of such an act of generosity is staggering.

  11. gregg 11/14/2006 11:07

    Fire-crotch.

  12. T-bird 11/14/2006 11:10

    isn’t that chick in the burgundy kim kardashian? she definitely keeps lindsay around as the ugly friend. didn’t she date nick lachey and his small penis for awhile? how does he do it? if this is true was this before or after vanessa filipino because kim kardashian is hotter than jessica AND vanessa in the same bed, naked, asking for some man meat.

  13. J.D. 11/14/2006 11:11

    Umm is it me or does the girl on the right in the red dress have about the most kick ass rack you’ve ever seen? Bonus points for her boobs being real. Major bonus points.

  14. Sean03 11/14/2006 11:11

    One of the reasons I like your site is that you cut down those who are too full of themselves. But don’t give them ammunition… enormity can mean evil but it also mean the quality of being large.

    From Merriam-Webster: Enormity, some people insist, is improperly used to denote large size. They insist on enormousness for this meaning, and would limit enormity to the meaning “great wickedness.” Those who urge such a limitation may not recognize the subtlety with which enormity is actually used. It regularly denotes a considerable departure from the expected or normal . When used to denote large size, either literal or figurative, it usually suggests something so large as to seem overwhelming and may even be used to suggest both great size and deviation from morality . It can also emphasize the momentousness of what has happened or of its consequences .

  15. The_Doctor 11/14/2006 11:20

    The petite brunette in the 4th picture, man she’s cute, and as for the chick in the burgundy dress… BJ lips & kick ass rack…she’s just built for sex.
    My boss entered the room just as i was getting an erection from photos 3 & 4…Luckily photos 1 & 2 featuring Lohans skanky used-up ass quickly killed off any signs of arousal. Thanks Lindsay.

  16. MT 11/14/2006 11:22

    You people are completely missing the point. I can tell you, having seen it personally, that that girl has the hottest ass in christiandom. Her buns are hot to the point of being actually mesmerising. And I saw it in excellent context: i.e surrounded by other extremely good looking women barely dressed, including her friend in the red dress. In real life, Ms Lohan is easily the best looking of her crew, and when she turned around in spary on black pants it actually stopped conversation.
    Paris Hilton was there - she actually looks sweet in real life, with an ordinary body. Definition of fugly: Elisha Cuthbert, who is PH’s real-life poodle.I really love this site, but trust me - a) she isn’t dumb at all, except in quotes to the ‘intelligent’ media, and b) if you ever actually meet her you can see in about 20 seconds why she has a career. That ass. As my born-again editor says, peace.

  17. MT 11/14/2006 11:29

    By the way, what do you people have against girls who like a lot of sex and drugs? Personally, I’m pretty fond of those.

  18. bryce 11/14/2006 11:32

    Yeah, the Hohan is trixy. No doubt about it… Other lies include ‘I’m not drinking or sucking cock for a month.’ ‘I won’t dress like a whore.’ and ‘I won’t say mean things and then deny it ever happened.’

  19. WilliamtheBloody 11/14/2006 11:32

    Pfft. Everyone thinks they’re so smart cause they know words and junk. Tell me this then, if Lindsey is so dumb, then how does she manage to get herself onto this page everyday? If more girls in hollywood were “dumb” like Lindsey and took the initiative to forget their underwear on a lamp in some hotel, and spread their legs for the cameras everywhere they went, the world would be a brighter, shinier, place.

  20. T-bird 11/14/2006 11:33

    i’m pretty confident that chick in the burgundy is kim cause that figure is undeniable. but on a sad note, she’s only into dark meat. her former husband was black and apparently she’s dating nick cannon and has been in a love triangle between him and one hit wonder “Ray J” (Brandy’s little brother). she’s also been linked to the rapper “the game” off and on for the last two years. what happened to equal opportunity?

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