MADONNA WANTS TO KILL ORPHANS

By brendon November 10, 2006 @ 1:47 PM

Rosemary Lowdon – a member of the British charity that funds the African orphanage that Madonna used to "adopt" her new baby – has written a public letter to the BBC expressing her fears that Madonna’s negative comments about the conditions of orphanages in Africa will lead to fewer donations, a move that would certainly strain their already limited resources.  Lowdon writes:

"We have been very disturbed that the Home of Hope appears to have been described as a place where children are not cared for properly.  We must stress that no money has come to the Home as a result of this adoption, and the financial resources at the Home are very limited.  We are desperately worried that people will cease donating as a result of Madonna’s comments, and that this will make a difference between life and death for some of the most vulnerable children at the Home."

When shown the interview where Madonna makes this latest round of self serving accusations, the 77-year-old Presbyterian minister who runs the orphanage, "…was very shaken, he was very upset … He said to me, 'Why is she saying this?' "

Obviously she's saying it because it makes her look good.  She's even more of a hero than we thought because she rescued the baby from such horrid conditions.  The 77-year-old Presbyterian minister who runs an orphanage in Africa can go fuck himself, Madonna is all about Madonna.  Which is sad.  She should be like me.  Last year the bank was gonna bulldoze the youth center where me and the other teens hang out after school.  The only hope was for me and my racially diverse group of friends to win the skateboarding competition.  The prize money was just enough to pay off the mortgage.  Outa sight!



(25) Comments

  1. Hater 11/10/2006 14:29

    :(
    :(

  2. James01 11/10/2006 14:34

    OMFG!!!!! WHO CARES about this bitch!!! thats it, I am done with this site for the day

  3. Alexander 11/10/2006 14:44

    I am going to throw a party in honor of her very timely demise.

  4. Alexander 11/10/2006 14:45

    and James, I hope your mother has herpes and when you lick her asshole tonight you get that shit all over your tongue. Enjoy the mental images, you bastard.

  5. T-bird 11/10/2006 14:54

    i know i’m going to hell for this but i hear they have a jukebox and an bar so i think it’ll be just fine. if she woke up tomorrow speechless and twisted up stephen hawking style, i would cheer inside.

  6. James01 11/10/2006 15:08

    alexander..I come here to look at hot chicks and make fun of celebs…not self important cunts like this, not to mention its like the 200th post in 7 days about this bitch…enough is enough….oh, and try to space out the lines and key bumps you hyper motherfucker

  7. alcimedes 11/10/2006 15:42

    Reminds me of the story where Paris said she was going to raise money for children with cancer. Then did nothing.

    Nothing warms the heart right before the holiday season like people who are so self-absorbed that they don’t even consider the damage of their words.

    You go girl!

  8. jenna01 11/10/2006 15:43

    well James, he can’t exactly just make up news and pictures. He can only report what’s going on. Stop your goddamn whining.

  9. Myk 11/10/2006 15:49

    There’s plenty of hot chicks on this site. Every once in a while, finding out information that gives insight into how fucked up hollywood/celebrities is/are and how it/they should be bulldozed/earthquaked/meteored off the face of the earth is a good thing. Trust me one this one.

  10. Myk 11/10/2006 15:51

    James: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wahmbulance. I do it out of love.

  11. James01 11/10/2006 16:10

    ya, i guess no scarlet today just got to me….sorry for that

  12. WilliamtheBloody 11/10/2006 16:25

    I’ll bet she has a talking mirror that tells her how great she is. Then she squints her eyes, waves her pointy fingers, and cackles at it.

  13. Robert 11/10/2006 16:31

    I’m just waiting for inevitable hollywood star to bring back a bunch of orphans and hand them out as party favors…

  14. Kevin03 11/10/2006 16:32

    Strange you should mention witches – whenever I see this picture I get an image of the witch from Hansel and Gretel strolling through the fresh children section of her grocery store trying to decide which child she’ll serve for dinner tonight. “I think you’ll do perfectly, my prettyeeeeeehehehehehehehehe!”

  15. Ass Tagger 11/10/2006 16:51

    I just loved the heading, “MADONNA WANTS TO KILL ORPHANS.” The title alone gets two snaps up.

  16. That's Retarded 11/10/2006 17:00

    That’s Retarded

  17. Alex C 11/10/2006 17:09

    She’s only having to adopt this kid because Guy Ritchie won’t go near her with a 10 foot barge pole now (allegedly). Piss poor African nations are great to adopt from – give them $1000 and that’s like the GNP for a year or something.

  18. LoRider 11/10/2006 17:25

    What else would he have ever used to get near her? This chicks been hollowed out by the best of them and Ritchie is British. It had to be like f*ing a top hot for him.

  19. James09 11/10/2006 18:55

    Hey Brendon, turns out the guys you’d least expect are the ones to sue Borat. http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=241264&GT1=7701

  20. Angela 11/10/2006 20:20

    ^If it worked for Mel Gibson maybe it’ll work for them.

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