If Mariah Carey were at all honest, she wouldn't go to Halloween as a mermaid. She would go as a hunky football player. Or a hunky fireman. Or Frankenstein. Just not a hunky mermaid. By they way, what are the odds that she hired everyone around her so she would look tall and statuesque in the pictures. I do the same thing with my bratz dolls. I'm a winner!
I have no interest in Mariah singing. I have a *LOT* of interest in Mariah doing porn. Why do every time I see her I imagine a cock in every oriface? AIR-TIGHT! Yeah!!!
I’d bang the crazy out of her. Of course there’s a lot of crazy in there so it may take several attempts.
“thats a biiiig bitch!”
She’s a cow.
look at that bitch’s stomach….she still has the drawn on abs!
She’s one of those women who looks like she could overpower and kill a man in bed. I think there was like one year (when she first became popular) that she was actually somewhat petite. Every year since then, she’s been looking like a linebacker in a mini-skirt.
I certainly don’t find her attractive, but I don’t think she looks heavy here.
Just like a Mermaid Prostitute. So if she was going for Mermaid Prostitute, she’s on the money.
That bitch is fucking BROLIC.
She has Captain Kirk’s abs.
I heard she wears underwear with dick holes in ‘em!
The sad part about this, among other things, is that she used to be pretty and classy. I think she should take Ed up on his offer to “bang the crazy out of her.” Sounds like as good a plan as any…
The emancipation of MIMI is right, these two have lives that are virtually parallel with their cosmetic use and weight problems.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1121/Events/1121/kinney_kathy.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Kinney,%20Kathy
Isn’t she a fucking merimaid every year? I could have sworn she wore that the past two Halloweens. You can’t erase pictures like that from your memory. Ever.
She is also exceptionally moist. Are those hands round her tits? Nothing unusual there I guess…apart from the fact they’re not mine :(
Yeah I was just thinking the same thing Rupert. Except the disappointment part where they’re not mine.
I agree with Stella. Mariah has a thing about mermaids. Don’t ask me why she has a thing with mermaids, she just does.
Stella - I had the same thought - and then I found this link: http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2006/04/29/Mariah_Carey_as_a_mermaid.html
dated April 06. Then there is this link: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/mariah%20carey.s%20prince%20has%20come
written in 2003 saying she attended some or other event ‘dressed as a mermaid.’ So either these photos are old, or she has no imagination and it’s a case of mermaid groundhog day.
PS: Apologies for long shitty url’s - not sure how to do links in here.
As far as I can tell, you can’t format anything in the comment box. Yeah, I coulda sworn she was a mermaid last year, too. I think she has a Ariel (Disney) fetish. Why don’t they just show up to the Halloween parties without make-up? THAT would scare the shit out of anybody.
I would hit that.