NICOLE KIDMAN IS PREGNANT

The Mirror UK says that Nicole Kidman is pregnant and due to give birth to her first child this spring.  Kidman married singer Keith Urban six months ago and has been plagued by pregnancy rumors ever since, but the paper says this time it's real and an official announcement will be made shortly.  According to The Mirror:

Our source says, "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be."  … While they were married, Nicole, 39, and Tom (Cruise) adopted two children after apparently failing to conceive.

So good news for everyone who believes in the conspiracy theories surrounding the birth of Suri Cruise, the rumors that Tom is not Suri's father, or at least that Suri wasn't conceived naturally.  There's a better chance of Tom getting pregnant naturally than Katie.  Personally, I don't think Tom's gay, I just think he's weird and so childlike stupid, he could figure out time travel faster than he could sex with a girl.  Katie could be lying on the bed in some sexy bra and panties and the room lit with sexy candles and Tom would walk in from the bathroom wearing a helmet made from legos and then try to shove his penis into her foot.

(note – Kidman sure doesn't look pregnant in these pictures from last week)