11.30.2006 OPRAH WINFREY IS AN OREO

50 Cent says in this months Elle magazine that Oprah Winfrey is an "oreo" - black on the outside, white on the inside - because she,

"started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself. I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes [black women] interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have."

It's kind of hard to sound like tough guy during an interview with Elle, but whatever, because he’s right.  Nothing is more entertaining than to watch Oprah sista-it-up whenever she has a black guest.  Black people should be offended.  She might as well pat them on the head.  It’s the equivalent of her having an Asian guest and then pulling her eyes back and putting chopsticks in her hair, then saying, “Ha-row.  I rove you pretty dress, you a-rook-a soo pretty.”

"Made up of" oreos is more like it.  Fatty.



(93) Comments

  1. Willie Beamin 11/30/2006 13:22

    haha

  2. Jeffrey 11/30/2006 13:30

    omfg… I can’t believe 50 Cent used the word “demographic” or anything else with more than two syllables. I think he just lost some street credibiltiy, even though he seems to be dead on point.

  3. T-bird 11/30/2006 13:31

    the same thing could be said about rap music ….” rap music started out with black people’s views but has been catering to white American for so long that most rappers are now white themselves.” …… i mean really, the thing now in rap is wearing argyle sweaters, bow ties, and pastels. rappers spend all their time rapping about is their chalet in saint tropez, bentleys, and jacob the jeweler. i’m SURE these are things the average black person is thinking about. he’s a hypocrite.

  4. Cindy 11/30/2006 13:31

    MMM Oreos! I love Oreos. Especially the chocolate ones.

  5. WilliamtheBloody 11/30/2006 13:36

    Hmm. Anyone, y’know, remotely male doesn’t go anywhere near elle magazine so anyone with any idea who 50 cent is won’t read about his controversial opinion about oprah. Which brings me to my next question. Why is he sharing his views on oprah? I haven’t been in a gang since that basketball coach at the teen rec center showed me the error of my ways and explained to me over a soda pop that I am somebody and I can turn my life around, but talking about oprah is a bit too sissy to have any cred in da streetz, no?

  6. Plague30 11/30/2006 13:37

    50Cent is right. Oprah is a reverse-wigger. People who use blaccents should be lynched because they are racist. I shall lead the lynch mob. Plague30 for President in ‘08.

  7. Michael 11/30/2006 13:37

    Yo mad props from white peeps, for realzzzzzz……

  8. Cindy 11/30/2006 13:37

    T-bird has it right, Fitty is a hypocrite plain and simple. And yea, I think it’s phony when Oprah sistas-it-up when she has a black guest. HIPPOCRIT. lolz I especially hate it when any whitey tries to act black. Got us one of those right here at work. Dude is nearly 40 and talks like a 17 yr old black kid. Fucking pathetic wigger fake phony ass loser.

  9. Juan 11/30/2006 13:43

    50Cent has got that street cred, you can tell because he wears his baseball cap backwards. Only true rappers (and baseball catchers) do that (and catchers don’t have do-rags UNDER their caps like true rappers do). K-Fed, on the other hand, is a poseur who wears his SIDEWAYS and has no do-rag.

  10. Gavin 11/30/2006 13:43

    Wait..Oprah’s black?

  11. Hater 11/30/2006 13:47

    I fucking hate Oprah. Yeah she does all that charity work which should be expected shes a fucking billionare but when it comes to contradicting herself she takes the cake.

    She invites rapper Kayne West and Jamie Foxx whose songs degrade women but won’t invite 50 cent. I hate 50 cent too hes an industry bitch.

  12. reggid 11/30/2006 13:48

    50 Cent — or “Fiddy,” as he likes good friends like me to call him — is exactly right. Black people should aspire to bust their ryhmes into mikes and bust caps into their rivals. None of this media mogul wealth stuff — keep it real, Fiddy.

    Jackass.

  13. reggid 11/30/2006 13:53

    BTW, Oprah’s gonna come down on Fiddy like Godzilla on Tokyo harbor.

  14. Charmiane 11/30/2006 13:54

    Tyra Banks is in the same cookie jar with Oprah - I HATE that broad!

  15. ac 11/30/2006 13:54

    usually the only people who get shot and use the term “demographic” are politicians

  16. MrFadedGlory 11/30/2006 13:55

    Jeffery, I suspect that the polysyllabic words were ‘read into the record’ during the fact checking stage of the article. In the interview 50 probably said something like “Yo…UnnNNNnnnn….MMMMmmmmmmMMm….bwaaaaaaacccck”, so the fact checker for the article would have needed to call his publicist to ensure they got the quote right. The publicist (probably a 45 year old white chick from Laguna Beach) thought she’s give that nice boy a hand and help him out with his phrasing. Fitty is the perfect rapper to be talking to Elle. He’s taken more pop shots in the face than all the hookers on Hollywood Boulevarde and LiLo combined.

  17. tomi 11/30/2006 13:56

    I used to love Oprah - when I was little I wanted to BE Oprah, or more like, just like her, because I was a rich little white girl from Nashville. But Oprah’s dad lives in Nashville - he has a barber shop here. He’s keeping it real. Although he does live in the same neighborhood as Keith Urban and Nicole Richie. And he’s white, too. Wait, what? (looks around) Where am I?

  18. Anonymous 11/30/2006 14:09

    didn’t oreo used to mean someone who had one white parent and one black parent, because they were black and white? when did it change?

  19. Matt 11/30/2006 14:09

    Sista-it-up? I have never heard that one.

    50-Cent is one to talk. I read his profile in Forbes where he is wearing a pinstiped suit (no jacket) and vest, nice haircut, no extra jewelry except the earrings. In it he said that he fills Hennesey bottles with iced tea to bring on stage and he abstains from all drugs and alcohol.

  20. Anonymous 11/30/2006 14:13

    i don’t see how not using drugs makes him white. how is he a hypocrite just because some rappers target to white people? you can’t compare oprah versus an entire genre of music, idiots

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