PAM ANDERSON HAD A MISCARRIAGE

US magazine says Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage late last week while working in Vancouver.   Anderson, 39, is not believed to have been very far long with her third child, the first with new husband Kid Rock, 35.    Us says:

The source confirms that the actress did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage.  “She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob,” says the source.

This is sad of course, but Pam is a sinner, and Santa sees everything, so of course the wicked will be punished.  Or maybe it's just good science.  Any doctor will tell you that the vagina can only take so much trauma, so much pounding.  Pams must be like taffy at this point.  The baby probably just fell out.  Oh, um, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!