11.10.2006 PAM ANDERSON HAD A MISCARRIAGE

US magazine says Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage late last week while working in Vancouver.   Anderson, 39, is not believed to have been very far long with her third child, the first with new husband Kid Rock, 35.    Us says:

The source confirms that the actress did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage.  “She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob,” says the source.

This is sad of course, but Pam is a sinner, and Santa sees everything, so of course the wicked will be punished.  Or maybe it's just good science.  Any doctor will tell you that the vagina can only take so much trauma, so much pounding.  Pams must be like taffy at this point.  The baby probably just fell out.  

Oh, um, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!




(30) Comments

  1. Doctress Leisa 11/10/2006 10:02

    Natural selection at work.

  2. James01 11/10/2006 10:18

    how fast they fall…i still cant make up my mind if i was ever attracted to her…ya she had huge boobs, probably the first chick i ever seen with boobs that big, probably the first chick i whacked it too….but i dont know, when i ever i saw a close up of her, i wasnt attracted….thats it, i am taking the rest of the day off to solve this dilemma….

  3. MacBeth 11/10/2006 10:19

    It disgust me that someone with an STD especial one as high profile as Pam Anderson would actively try and have a child

  4. James01 11/10/2006 10:19

    fuck i cant type today..damn you mr. daniels, damn you

  5. Doctress Leisa 11/10/2006 10:22

    Drinking already, James? Me and Mr. Daniels will join you shortly. Topic=Pam? I am reminded of Scarface: “Her womb is so polluted…”

  6. James01 11/10/2006 10:25

    No from last night…he still hasnt left my body

  7. bryce 11/10/2006 10:36

    Nice quote Leisa. Hurrah! It’s Friday, lets get our drink on. Tonight (and for the next 4 days) I will be in Havana, smoking cigars and drinking rum :-)

  8. bondi_cigar 11/10/2006 10:39

    Better out than in.

  9. The Accuser01 11/10/2006 11:22

    Heh…”Bob”. Well, she sure as shit isn’t going to call her husband “Kid Rock” all the fucking time.

  10. Doctress Leisa 11/10/2006 11:25

    bryce take me with you!

  11. Julz 11/10/2006 11:51

    Nice homage to Shrek 2, bondi_cigar… And how the fuck can she justify trying to carry a child to term with Hep C rampaging through her system? I’ll bet she would have tried to breastfeed too, the cunt. Do I sound like I’m lacking in the sympathy category? I am, for people like her and Anna Nicole Smith and that UK parasite, Jordan. I’d rather they flushed the babies than actually raised them.

  12. WilliamtheBloody 11/10/2006 12:21

    How scary is it that kid rock would poke this chick unprotected? She was in the same state as me one time and I raced to the clinic to get a tetanus shot. Y’know, just in case.

  13. meangirl 11/10/2006 12:35

    i dont like or hate her-so making fun of her miscarriage kind of makes me feel dirty. i’ll giggle when it happens to paris. p.s. pam still has great legs for 39. =)

  14. paul 11/10/2006 12:36

    tetanus shot? Did you think she was going to stab you with a rusty dildo or something?

  15. WilliamtheBloody 11/10/2006 12:48

    Fun fact: Tetanus can also be contracted by saliva coming in contact with scratches or bites. Not all of us just lay there you know.

  16. Kiralyhne 11/10/2006 13:43

    She is an affront to everything logical in this world. It is completely and utterly irresponsible to try to get pregnant at 40 but to do so when you have Hepatitis C is just plain wrong. The risk to the child is undeniable.

  17. Angela 11/10/2006 13:53

    Mmmm… Chocostix

  18. Ass Tagger 11/10/2006 14:05

    I’ll tell you when I found Pamela Anderson hot. Like a thousand years ago, she was a Labatt’s Blue girl and they put out this amazing Blue Zone poster. She was a brunette and looked positively amazing. She literally looked like the sins of the world had passed her by up until that time. By now, she’s no doubt been ridden longer and harder than Interstate 95.

  19. T-bird 11/10/2006 15:05

    while i am sad for her loss, that hole probably can accommadate a family of four comfortably. i’m sure she had a zipper installed on her vaginal lips just to keep the bats out of that cave.

  20. K-licious 11/10/2006 15:11

    I heard the baby tied the umbilical cord around its neck and jumped out…

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