An email went out this weekend saying that the Scarlett Johansson (?) sex tape (see more here) is now for sale through this maybe real/maybe not website. The email said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Sorry for the delay. We needed to get some advice before proceeding.
This will be the process:
Let’s skip the marketing 101 with lower perceived price points of $19.95 or
$19.98.
The price is $20.
We will be using Paypal. No exceptions.
Model-y sounding Adriana sent an email and said the clue on the website - a red "A" - might also stand for Demi Moore, because she was in the movie "the Scarlet Letter", but a better clue for her would probably be a picture of a cougar. Or maybe a picture of me drinking ovaltine in little footie pajamas and hanging up a 3-D horse poster, since that's also about the last time I wanted to think about Demi Moore blowing anyone.
I predict about 5 will sell, and then it will be plastered all over the internet.
5? That’s being generous. 1.
It’s not that exciting, video yes. Audio, no. I suppose there must be some people out there that get off to just the audio on porn, but I’m not one of them. Sick bastards.
Hmmm, when I inquired I got an e-mail from the model-y sounding “Amy”. I guess they’re working their way through the “A’s”.
It’s not Demi Moore, everyone and their brother knows that she’s married. The guys says “I thought she had a boyfriend…”
Why not me.
Someone with more spare time than I do needs to be scouring the fuck out of Youtube. For the good of humanity…or at least for the good of WWTDD, of course.
If it is scarlett I will listen and at the same time whip out my impressive member and shoot spider webs all over my cubicle. I pray that it is Scarlett- can this woman get any hotter????
Shafty, didn’t your mama teach you not to shit where you eat? I mean…you have to sit there for 8 hours a day, and that shit can get sticky. Not to mention what it does to your computer (based on my husband’s hardware turnover).
yeah gooey gooey is hard to get outta ur keyboard
I don’t care. Its funny, when it was supposed to be Lohan, I thought it was hot, now that I’m hearing its Scarlett, I can totally see her doing something like that. God, I haven’t gotten up since I first posted about this. I need to hear it.
I wonder what it would be like to get a blowjob from Scarlett’s lips? I’m thinking great. I guess from the audio we could also find out if she deep throats, that sound would be distinct. That would move her “Whore Score” up a couple of notches, which is nice…
Anyone who would pay for an AUDIO sex tape is a virgin. Or my ex-husband.
Someone buy it.
And post a link.
NOW!
leaked.
i got just the audio off a torrent site and its exactly how it is described
the girl has amazing lung capacity but as for her identity? could be any chick who has ever given a good blowjob
hey ac where did you get it from? i searched on torrentz.com but couldn’t find it.
she is the ugliest piece of shit anyone could have spit out.
I have stick figure drawings of this act to accompany the audio - it’s real hot, you can really see the deep throat and her plump full lips giving the royal treatment to this member.
These drawings are HOT!!! - only $20 via paypal.
ac, you’d better share right quick or I will choke you out
wow people are gullible.