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SCARLETTS SEX TAPE IS NOW FOR SALE

November 6, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

An email went out this weekend saying that the Scarlett Johansson (?) sex tape (see more here) is now for sale through this maybe real/maybe not website.  The email said:

Ladies and Gentlemen,Sorry for the delay.  We needed to get some advice before proceeding.This will be the process:Let’s skip the marketing 101 with lower perceived price points of $19.95 or$19.98.The price is $20.We will be using Paypal.  No exceptions.

Model-y sounding Adriana sent an email and said the clue on the website – a red "A" – might also stand for Demi Moore, because she was in the movie "the Scarlet Letter", but a better clue for her would probably be a picture of a cougar.  Or maybe a picture of me drinking ovaltine in little footie pajamas and hanging up a 3-D horse poster, since that's also about the last time I wanted to think about Demi Moore blowing anyone.



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