Nicole Kidman is nice - Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together." How touching. I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.
Angelina speaks out - Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children and their parents too roughly at a school where Jolie was filming. Jolie said:
"It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a 'bloody Indian,' let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man's race. My family is of mixed race."
"Mixed race" seems like an understatement. By the time this is done, Jolie's family portrait is gonna include 9 kids, a pelican, a tiki warrior statue and a big grey rock. The pelicans name should be Rusty. Just because that seems like a good name for a pelican.
Paris Hilton is predictable - Paris Hilton drunk?!? And exposing herself?!? Man, this picture is one in a million!
I commence we call Paris “Numera Una Puta” since she is the #1 whore.
Oh come on, I was first! I had to create an account, and now I’m second! Arg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… and would you believe it, the next day I had Herpes!
That’s one scary looking nipple
stavros nachos just can’t stop dipping in her mangey nest. what is he carrying in that brown bag?
Matthew: since you are new you should watch out, Cindy might go medievil on your ass. I’ll have an order of the Stavros Nachos, extra herpes please!
Her left eye even droops when they are shut. How does that happen?
Haha. Good stuff. “If there’s one thing i’ve learned from The Flintstones it’s that pelicans are perfect for mixing cement”. Paris may be a whore but she’s certainly a happy one. There seems to be an inordinate amount of attention focused on Misses Hilton and Lohan. Is there a celebrity mafia and have they ordered these two to go out and generally attract as much press attention as possible to allow real miscreants to get away with sodomizing underage starlets; frequent crack dens; attend church; etc. Everytime some paparazzi with half a teacake gets a shot of Lohan’s clout I just can’t help but wonder if a “Roman Polanski scenario” is taking place elsewhere that night.
considering angelina’s bodyguards opened up a bulk size can of whoop ass on some parents and childrens, there had to be at least one bloody indian on the scene. he was just being singled out for treatment.
“Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that “wished them both a lifetime of happiness together.” How touching. I bet it’s a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.” —- Goddamn dude… that is hilarious. And I great idea (ex has a BD coming up)
And ‘A’ great idea. Not I. Fuck.
About time we got some boob action around here but sadly it belongs to Paris and what an ugly boob it is. BTW, who is this fucking loser that is bitching about not being first. What are you 10yrs old?
I clearly have a lot of hate to work through. This site teaches me that everyday. I hate Paris Hilton with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. She is a complete waste of life.
OK, so, Paris Hilton has sunk low enough to hook up with the Geico caveman, dress him in a Members Only jacket, and get him so wasted he can’t lift up his head? And, of course, with the millions of dollars she has at her disposal, certainly double-sided tape would be available to spare us from seeing first hand what alcohol abuse, drug abuse, and STDs that have yet to be identified on this continent do to the human female breast. If she ever breastfeeds a child, I am positive it will begin glowing green and telling the future.
I think I would like to have a drunken Paris Hilton molest me too. Except replace Paris Hilton with Alice the snorg tees girl.
usually I wouldn’t complain about a bit of nip slippage but I’ll make an exception in this case.
I’m more offended by the low slung pants and visible underwear on guys. Fucks sake boys, god gave you a belly button so you’d know where to hitch you pants up to. You don’t want to piss of god do you? well do ya, punk?
The Nicole Kidman gift s great. Now when Katie gets stopped going through an airport and asked about the embarrassing thing in her hand luggage she can point to the vibrator and not Tom.
I was fuh-fuh-furrrst to puh-puh-post, buh-buh-butt I was busy muh-muh-muh-making my loginnnnnnah! ARRRGAWWWWWD *throws self on ground, flails all limbs*
PS John wins with the Geico caveman comment.