Nicole Kidman is nice - Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together." How touching. I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.
Angelina speaks out - Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children and their parents too roughly at a school where Jolie was filming. Jolie said:
"It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a 'bloody Indian,' let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man's race. My family is of mixed race."
"Mixed race" seems like an understatement. By the time this is done, Jolie's family portrait is gonna include 9 kids, a pelican, a tiki warrior statue and a big grey rock. The pelicans name should be Rusty. Just because that seems like a good name for a pelican.
Paris Hilton is predictable - Paris Hilton drunk?!? And exposing herself?!? Man, this picture is one in a million!
Cindy, that cracked me up. Honestly, the only people who are bigger losers than the ones who post “first!” on message boards are the ones who can’t even do that right.
I have to say I love the Hilton shorts on here. I’m first time poster, long time reader.
“a lifetime of happiness”? Shouldn’t it be “nine years and six months of happiness”? You know…’cause that’s when Katie is going to get Cruised.
Just because your family is of mixed race doesnt mean you cant be racist. I know people who love everyone, except for filipinos, that still makes them racist.
She’s a freakin’ train wreck.
That’s Retarded
Nicole kidman(I`d love to fuck her in the mouth) probably sent them a vibrator alright.But one that has another function:it is also a communication device to Xenu. So when Xenu decided to communicate with tom or Katie .He can whip out that vibrator in the street and talk with Lord Xenu. But i hopw that doesn`t make him seem weird.
That 2nd pic on the bottom looks like Paris is whispering, “I brought my vibrating strap-on tonight and I’m gonna pound your ass like chopmeat.”
First, Mikey - welcome the snarkiest board on the Net (at least that I know of), though you probably know that already. (1) Kidman - she did send the vibrator … only not for Katie. (2) Angelina - I totally love you, but seriously: shut the fuck up. Your bodyguards still fucked up. (3) Paris - only have 3 words >Gawk<>Gawk<>Gawk< (ok, same word, 3 times).
I think Angie’s family bible is The Jungle Book.
That’s the prettiest Paris has ever smiled. Oh no, I meant, wait a minute, I wanna say some, hold on a sec, shit, it’s too late.
Is the first pic actually Paris Hilton, or is the caveman (who needs lessons in wearing trousers, apparently) wearing some sort of hilarious novelty backpack (you know, like that fluffy sheep one)? I’ve always thought that la Hilton would make a good rucksack, as it would appear that you can stuff so much into her. I’m guessing that it would come out slightly slimy and smelling of three-day old tuna, though. And you’d have to wear her upside-down, otherwise your stuff might fall out.
Although this is slightly off-topic, I wholeheartedly agree with the assertion that guys who wear their pants like that look like absolute dumbfucks. Let the hateful, ultra-violent beatings of their degenerate race of sub-human filth begin!
I think the guy with Paris should be applauded for successfully avoiding facial exposure to the paps. Now he still has a chance to spread his new-found STDs instead of being backlisted from humanity. And yes, my name is Bryce. But, I’m A Different Bryce.
Or I could have totally missed that that was Stavros and a more respectable and annonymous douche.
The rise of the Bryces. You’d better watch out all you Daves, Scotts and Chris(es?) how the hell do you spell the plural os Chris…?
Brycii?
A brace of Bryce
paris is a novelty backpack…LOL thanks sebastian
Didn’t Paris recently swear off dick for one year? Guess a year isn’t as long as it used to be. Or replace the words “for one year” with “for the entire walk to my car.”