Nicole Kidman is nice - Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together." How touching. I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.
Angelina speaks out - Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children and their parents too roughly at a school where Jolie was filming. Jolie said:
"It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a 'bloody Indian,' let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man's race. My family is of mixed race."
"Mixed race" seems like an understatement. By the time this is done, Jolie's family portrait is gonna include 9 kids, a pelican, a tiki warrior statue and a big grey rock. The pelicans name should be Rusty. Just because that seems like a good name for a pelican.
Paris Hilton is predictable - Paris Hilton drunk?!? And exposing herself?!? Man, this picture is one in a million!
Yea, she swore off Dick, but apparently not Tom, Harry, or any of the other 3 billion men on the planet. In other news, I was married to the Geico caveman and he is hot! Hung like a horse, as well. Too bad he kept clubbing me over the head and dragging me off to his cave, or I woulda kept him.
Hello Bryce One, the plural of Chris is Chrises you got it right. The addition of an apostrophe in any form would turn the noun into a possesive - as in one chris owned something. It would be a gramatical nightmare if several Chrises owned the same thing though… scary thought :S
Oh yeah - and Paris Hilton is a douche…plus I think Angelina should adopt me. I mean I know she already has a white baby but just think, she’d be saving a poor Australian girl from being raised in a country where kangaroos roam free and we don’t say ass we say arse. As in “damn that’s a nice arse”. How ridiculous is that?
I think the ridiculous thing about Australia is how ridiculously promiscuous everyone is (I’m not accusing you of anything, Soybean; I’m just perpetuating a stereotype). And the guys were all super-competitive about everything.
This place is boring me lately.
I don’t care how good Paris looks, no way I’m sticking my dick in that! But, I would let her give me a hand job! ;)
Hello my crooked prefrenized Friends,
My name is Christopher “Long John” Peterson and I’m going to explain to you about true love.
Love doesn’t have to be about pulling out your shvansonshtooks and rolling your meat flab over another mans shvansonshtook, sometimes it can be the small things like a candle light dinner with a short skirt and your balls hanging out so when your male server comes by you can flash him or stand up on the table and dip your nuts in your soup.
I read on the internet that there is alot of ways to show affection in a relationship to show your male or female companion true love. A mans anus can be flabby and a male or female(Male i prefer, I’m gay) can release gasious fumes and or liquid turd into the mans backend and slosh it back and forth to eachothers mouth, that also shows true love.
Today i was walking along a bridge and a man and his wife were there as well and the woman wanted to go down to the bottom and have the husband take a picture. Instead of taking the picture the man took a watery shit that landed directly on the womans face and i thought man that is true love.
When a man is truely in love with another woman he will go out of his way to suprise her with many things. Today i went to the mall and follow a woman to the bathroom and i walked in on her taking a dump with my pants down and started to force my erection into her vaginal area and she was suprised and did not expect me to sex explosion inside of her. Women love that and thats what true love is.
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she really makes me feel all sleepy at this time of the day, her boobs and nipples exposure has become a quite a bore, why do these guys waste so much rolls on her now….when there are so many others to discover …?????
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