I thought she looked cute in that Vanity Fair shoot too, but lately every time I see Suri she always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. She just looks disheveled and confused and kinda fucked up. Her parents are idiots, so poor Suri is gonna be dumb too, but she doesn't even look normal. In the banner picture she looks like she should be wearing a plastic football helmet and water wings. Mark my words, ten years from now you'll still see pictures of Suri sitting on the living room floor, trying to eat the dogs tail and wearing a life vest.
I’m pretty sure this is crossing some kind of line. I mean, sure, I laughed when I read it. But that doesn’t mean anything, considering I think the most hilarious show on TV is that one with that ridiculous fucking midget family. The episode where the teenage midget boy gets beat up by his non-midget 6 year-old little brother will remain forever in my Tivo.
I still think the kid is cute she just must be confused with the bizzilions of people and the flashing bulbs going off around her because her parents are media whores.
“She just looks disheveled and confused and kinda fucked up”—If you had her parents wouldn’t you be too?
If you began life in a lab, you’d be fucked up, too.
You beat me to it, Doctress Leisa. I was just about to make a test-tube reference.
You guys are funny, I spent the whole time trying to angle my head to see if I could some how look down Katie’s blouse. Guess I’m retarded…
That’s Retarded. FUCKING BITCH. There, now you guys can have today off to, like, chase cars and stuff.
Why are you picking on Suri when you could be picking apart the Joan Collins look-alike wardrobe fug mess Katie is wearing? WTF is up with that blouse? It looks like some shit my eccentric grandma would wear to mass.
Wow, every day I beat Ass Tagger to a reference is one more day my anus is safe. In other news…how scary is this? You know Tom dressed her, told her what to eat, what makeup to wear, instructed her on public behavior (”Smile like you mean it, and pretend this orphan is really our child, or Xenu will kill you!”). The creepiest family pic ever.
Look. little Suri has no say in the matter of what her crazy-ass, soon to replace Kfed and Britny, spaced out, authority figures do with her. That look you see in her eyes now will be a staple of tabloid fodder for decades. For now, give the little bastard a break. She’s fair game when she hits three, though.
Hey you know what’s funnier than kids born into unstable families? Anything.
Suri looks the way she does because of Scientology, it’s starting to brain wash her at a young age so she will become one of them. Katie couldn’t be saved, we could save Suri.
Save Suri! :)
Speaking of lab babies: Suri looks like her face got smooshed in the test tube.
Wow……………………. That’s beyond retarded. That’s Uber Retarded
How many test tube Scientology babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Oh, for fuck’s sake. What do you expect a kid that age to look like? Were you expecting a look of knowing indifference to the frenzy around her? Or maybe a smirk and a jauntily raised eyebrow?
Who’s surprised? Bruce and Demi already proved that dual hottie offspring have a two in three chance of being double-baggers.
I think Tom looks more confused than she does. It’s one of the few times a week he has to hold “his” child and it’s probably difficult for him; he’s used to holding another man’s dick most of the week.
“…it’s probably difficult for him; he’s used to holding another man’s dick most of the week.” From your mind to a seedy Hollywood pad where a gigolo is being paid a lot of money not to talk.