You could release two dozen greased pigs in a club and not cause a commotion like it did when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton showed up together at Tao in Vegas, one of their many stops at a handful of clubs Friday night. Also on the itinerary were Tryst at the Wynn, Light at the Bellagio and the Playboy Club in the new tower at the Palms. Eyewitnesses say they just danced and laughed and got lit, sharing cigarettes and drinks all night. Which means Britney is absolutely fearless. You’d probably get fewer diseases if you scooped your hands and drank water from a ditch in Calcutta than if you shared a wine glass with Paris Hilton.
Is Paris anymore disease ridden than K-Fed?
While Paris makes Brit look ugly and Brit makes Paris look like a skinny ho I could not bring myself to have sex with either. NEXT!!!
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I’m surprised that when these two shameless famewhores got together the bowels of the Earth didn’t open up and spew forth demons, signalling the Apocalypse.
Now THIS is a reality show waiting to happen. Fuck Nicole Ritchie, add Britney and call it “The Stupid Life”. Have a crew follow them around from club to club for 6 weeks. A lazy eyed syphilitic heiress and a washed up white trash mama, shit this would be great. *techno music pounding in the background* “Hey Paris, Imma go blow that scrawny little greasy guy with no rhythm”, “That’s so hot” *Paris passes out with her ass in the air*
lol does that mean Brit is Paris’s ‘fat friend’ to distract people looking at her lazy eye and weeping sores?
Uh - hi, is this how a devoted mom acts during a custody fight?
Those poor poor kids.
Great minds Eduardo…
Glad to see Britney’s clean up act didn’t last long. How long till you think Parisite hooks up with FedEx?
didn’t she have short hair about a week ago???
So No-tits meets Low-tits. Gravity is a bitch.
Pinochi-Ho and Pippi LongKnockers
I think seeing President Bush holding hands with Saddam Hussein under a rainbow would have been less weird than seeing these two together.
paris shoud tell brit where she gets her extensions done. i’m not even going to mention that satin suit…ich! i guess those are just the type of mistakes they make in the south…
yeah really… last week her hair was a short bob, now it’s long again. Hair extensions are so lame.
So you launch your divorce with a 3 week trip around the US while the kids stay home with the nanny and you party, smoke, and eat snickers? Nice
First TomKat’s marriage, now the Paris-Britney alliance…. Oh, yeah, The Apocalypse is rolling along smoothly.
Her young-uns are sucklin’ on a mama hog back on the ranch. Mama’s learnin’ how to be classy like Paris at Vegas finishing school.
The shorter transvestite of the two has knobbly hands that look like a facehugger creature from Alien, except it has tightly attached itself to a cell phone hoping to find enough energy to survive in a vast void of empty space.
These pictures are just gross. One of them should be forced to wear a biohazard suit and the other one was ridden hard and put away fat.