A KIM KASOMETHING SEX TAPE?

Crowd favorite Kim Kardashian may be the star of an upcoming sex tape made with ex-boyfriend Ray-J.  (editors note – Ray-Who?)  Jawn on AOL-BV says:

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Sources say a certain R&B singer, who has never really caught a major break, is peddling an X-rated home video to adult entertainment companies in hopes that it will do for his career what it has done for Paris Hilton's. I'm also told that said singer believes that releasing the video will serve as revenge to his ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer.

Kardashian is the "ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer".  She now dates Nick Cannon.  Which … wait … Kim Kardashian does black guys?  Wow.  It's so awesome that white and black alike are all attracted to chicks with huge cans.  Maybe her giant rack can finally heal this world, because giant boobs don't care what color you are, my brothers.