Angelina Jolie says that adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents because of the rigorous screening process they have to go through to get a child. Angelina says:
"It should be hard to be a parent period. I go through many things to adopt. I'm finger-printed, I'm checked, I go through home studies. I have to prove I'm a decent citizen; a good human being. That didn't happen to me when I gave birth, so it's interesting that there's no background check when you bring a child into your home in that way."
Once I kidnap Paris Hilton and fill her vagina with cement so she can never have kids, I picture a world of rainbows and a big smiling sun and people frolicking through a gumdrop meadow with a dancing candy cane on one hand and a baby tiger in a little football payer outfit on the other. Some people really shouldn't have kids, and the world is filled with an alarming number of parents who are complete and total fuckups. That being said, its probably dumb to make a blanket statement like adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents. Angelina was still certifiably insane when she adopted Maddox, and everyone knows she only got him because she's rich, famous and she was in Cambodia. In Cambodia you can get a free baby with 8 gallons of gas.
First? Yeah me!
SECOND… with an actual comment to boot!
My friends and I were actually JUST saying this yesterday. I’m personally sick of morons giving birth to children they can’t take care of. I wish people really did have to go the the same things when they give birth as they do when they adopt.
Oh, my comment (before the firstness) was that you can also buy babies at Babies R’ Us, Brendon. Please do research next time. Their prices are a little higher for white newborn males (getting rarer), but you don’t have to go through the rigorous background checks.
I thought for a minute that you made a typo when you said “fill her vagina with cement” and then I realized, nope - you said the only possible thing that would be appropriate to fill her vagina. Angelina on the other hand….
God….look at Angelina’s lips. A blowjob from her would be better than winning the lottery immediately after watching your favorite team win the Super Bowl.
8 gallons? Damn inflation is running high in Cambodia nowadays…
What kills me is that this chick thinks she is in a position to give an opinion on anything. Being beautiful and banging Brad Pitt and using money you got from mediocre movies where you were overpaid doesn’t make you Indira Ghandi. Doesn’t pretention damn you to an extra billion rebirths?
I’ve been ranting to my friends about that for years. But there’s no clear way to implement that sort of system without infringing upon human rights. Which are getting taken away right before our very eyes and who gives a fuck, right? Long as I have my Idiot Box and Silver Screen with people’s lives I can live vicariously through, ignoring the social and economic problems going on in my local community and around the world, I don’t need my rights. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/10/19/125148/65
Angelina really isn’t all that hot. I’d take a 3-way with Miss USA and Miss Teen over her anyday.
Come on Austin……she’s pretty hot. But who wouldnt want a threesome with 2 hot chicks over sex with 1 hot chick?
Yeah there was a time when she ranked on my “top 10 list of chicks I wanna bang”, but due to the overexposure of her and Brad, plus all the adopting bullshit, just made her lose mucho points and slip right off the charts.
Leisa, When does your tenure as a UNHCR ambassador expire? I would imagine that kneeling down in filth in Chechnya to feed the poor might give her a perspecive most might not have. Let’s also include her tool dad who abandoned his family, and the dozens of idiots in hollywood who have a nanny raise their kids. I have 2 kids that I try to raise well and I can tell you there are a lot of parents that are unfit while all the parents that I know that have adopted are very prepared for it. ________________________PS: Don’t make me bring out the K-Fed/Brittany defense.
Leisa, I really don’t want to be a prick, especially to you but sometimes……
K im just gonna be serious for this post cuz I REALLY need to get this off my chest. The ppl who wouldnt hit that need to just STFU cuz u know its not true. Seriously just STFU. Please. 99% of males would tap anything. Also stop hatin on the girl man, lets face the facts, shes not gona raise no paris hilton (hopefully), she does more for her community then most ppl do by fuckin complaining (even if she doesn’t do anything TRUST ME saying that isnt gonna help you save the bum down the street from your house so STFU), AND yes I would tap that.
That’s Retarded
She also thinks that multi-racial families are better families. Shut up and eat a hamburger you fucking vain bitch.
Is this the same broad who used to carry around a vile of her husbands blood around her neck and make out with her brother? Yeah, she really is someone we should all listen to.
I personally have a cousin who should have been held down and neutered about two kids ago. I still can’t believe the Governator hasn’t gone back in time and blown her womb to bits himself.
Oh I see the confusion here. By “fit parent” Angelina means “parent with DSLs and a kickass rack.” As in physically fit. I’d explain the difference to her but I just don’t have the heart.
she should forgive her dad already, that grudge shit is stale now. he was totally right in calling her unfit, she really was a kookball when she first adopted….since she’s saint angelina now, she can throw her dad a bone..and stop boning her ugly tranny brother..ew