Brad Pitt is good at a lot of things. Dancing is not one of them, as seen here in a Japanese ad for the coffee drink Roots. They could have just thrown a bee hive at him and gotten pretty much the same thing. Although maybe it's not cool for me to judge. The fire marshal actually had to ban me from the clubs because my sexy moves on the dance floor kept setting off the sprinklers. I'm that hot.
(thanks to Chandra for the link. Yeah baby, me and Chandra are heatin things up!)









YAYYYYYYY!!!
Holy shit, that was craptastic. I particularly liked the part where he put the trash can on his head and then there were eight cracked out Brad Pitts jumping around the office. And the part where he starts shadowboxing for no reason? If I had a dollar for every girl I knocked out on the dance floor with that move, I’d be a verrry rich astronaut-fireman.
Why hate on Brad Pitt when your fucking site is named after one of his well-known movie characters? You even have half of his face at the top of the page as your logo. Ah yes, jealousy at its finest.
I thought that was fantastic. If it was someone I didn’t like, I’d say the trashcan on head thing needs to stay that way. But, I mean, come on. It’s Brad!
does he sniff his armpit at one point or was that some cool new dancemove the kids are doing at the clubs these days?
That’s pretty much what I do all day in the office… Austin you don’t hate on Pitt cos he’s white right? Racist.
when you look that good you don’t have to have good dance moves.. HOT!
Carolyn: You want to sniff my armpit? Cos, that can be arranged… ;-P
I can just see where this fight is going for future posts. Austin: “Tom and Katie are pathetic alien worshiping headcases that have seriously gone over to the dark side.”
Bryce: “The dark side? Like they should go to the light side? Whatever, racist.”
I’m not hatin’ but come on, people, let it go!
Exactly allison. This bryce dude (homo) is becoming obsessive. I’ll bet if I wrote a novel, he’d run out and buy 20 copies of it and bring them all to my booksigning and beg me to sign it as “The Racist”. But for now he just logs in every 5 minutes to see if I’ve left a new comment so he can go behind it and cry like a little suck-ass pussy about some stupid shit that should have ended like yesterday or the day before.
Hey brother, if you want him to leave you alone, maybe stop name calling, too, hmmm?
Your eloquence speaks volumes on your character, Sir. Racist.
It’s a good thing he got 2-4 million for this commericial so he can take some dancing lessons. I’d imagine you could get a pretty good teacher for that amount. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOq_cfvH0Ug&mode=related&search=
^ See, what’d I tell you? Exactly 5 minutes on the dot. Honestly Allison, I myself find it rather humorous and flattering that he chooses to include me in every comment he makes, although I’m sure others may be getting tired of reading his whiny shit.
I think they find your open racism more offensive.
that was insanely adorable…in an awkward sort of way.
it made me laugh.
(the video, not the bickering)
It’s weird, if I was as rich as Brad I couldn’t be bothered to shoot this whacky advert (even for a few million). I’d pretty much stay in bed all day romping with Angelina… although maybe it was this or go to some other country shopping for more children.
This might come as a surprise, but I don’t blame Pitt for this one - I blame the Japanese. I’ve had an opportunity to watch Japanese television (more than just a couple of minutes) and they got some weird wacky-ass commercials out there for the weirdest products, advertised in the most bizarre ways. Pitt’s “I’m in need of a helmet” dance is actually par for the course in the land of Japanese television.
Okay you two, rent a room already. All of this latent homosexuality is making my nipples hard.
Hmmm, nipples. More nipples please… I need them to help me get thru today. Who the hell organises an Xmas party for a Thursday?