I don’t know how they get Shakira to look hot in her videos, but I assume it involves tons of makeup and magic. Or they poison a cupcake and knock her out for three months so she cant eat. This chick is a mess. I’d have an easier time masturbating in a haunted house than I would with these pictures.
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I’ll still rip, just so she ride me, god can she can move those hips
You’re kiddin right? I never thought her to be one of the most attractive girls on the planet. But if you think she is fat you need a slap up side the head. She is average weight here and is pushing her stomach out by the look of it. Far from fat.
that last comment was for durden not James
SHe sounds like a gorilla going through a very traumatic and prolonged puberty. She can shake her ass, yeah, but between the ghastly noises she makes and the wholly average looks she sports, she’s nothing great.
What the fuck man, that’s by no means the hottest she’s ever looked, but some dorky facial expressions and a bit of skin by no means makes her ugly
Maybe it’s me but is picture number 3 brought to us by the letter “S”.
It is impossible to look bad sitting next to Manbearpig in the purple bikini.
When exactly did she looked hot? Hahaha…you can’t be that drunk
To be fair, its a little difficult to judge proportions, given that Shakira Baggins is like 3 feet tall.
Man, she’s gone downhill. I haven’t seen her for a while and last time I did see her she looked way hotter. Don’t tell her I said that or she’ll crush me with her thighs!
no to mention i will enjoy hitting her from behind immensely
Fat hobbit!!!
again, like angelina lips, shakira’s moving of the hips does it…i could care less about anything else, if you were with this chick and she starts seductively swinging those hips in front of you undressing… i believe everyone one of us will nut seven times before our pants even get off
Moo! Jesus, I thought that was Michelle Rodriguez at first. Shakira Baggins, lol…
Brendon, you are a closet homosexual at worst and a blind idiot meathead at best. With love, Plague30.
Why did they shave that monkey and put it in a bikini? Oh, that’s Shakira? Yikes.
Where exactly….is she a mess?
Granted, i’m not a fan of her hair at the moment, but she’s swimming, so it’s probably like for a reason. But still…where exactly is the problem here? She doesn’t weight a buck and a nickle, so she’s got to be a fat hog? Come on dude. Give it a rest.
I just think it’s that look on her face in the banner pic–like she smelled her own armpits or something…
brendon, honestly, its statements like you made that churn out chupacabra, kate bosworth etc
Oh come on, she’s doesn’t look bad. Once she got riding with those hips you would forget all about her messy hair.