CHRISTINAS MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE?

Life & Style magazine says that the marriage of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman may be in trouble after just the first year.  The two were married almost exactly 13 months ago, on November 19, 2005 in Napa Valley.  A source tells the mag:

"The couple has been seen partying sans wedding rings. On December 6, Christina left Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris without her ring, she looked upset. Over the course of three nights, Jordon did the club scene with friends- also without his ring. He was looking sad and distressed."

Sources say the trouble began when Christina Aguilera realized she's Christina Aguilera and she's married to a cartoon turtle.  This dude should be trying to talk his mail order bride out of the bathroom, not Christina Aguilera into anal.