Eva Longoria opened the sale at Harrods department store in London yesterday, and for some reason thought it would be a good idea to start making out with a dog on the red carpet. Please note that in picture 5 the dog is leading with tongue and in picture 3, Longoria looks like some kind of goblin. Or maybe the Grinch. I’m not sure what the owner of Harrods was going for by inviting her but it would seem to be some kind of guide to making kids cry.
I’d still bang her.
And apparently, so would the dog.
Ok, this is gross. Not to mention unsanitary, unnecessary, and unattractive. But maybe the dog just didn’t know any better.
Brendan is slacking. Eva Longoria went to a Harrod’s with her dog? Wow.
That being said, I’ll be on this site 12 more times today so who’s the slacker.
In pic 3 she looks like Jai from the Tarzan tv series. What exactly was a 12 year old hispanic hustler doing in the African jungle with a naked show off and some frisky chimps? “Iz got what you need Tarzan you raised by monkeys motherfucker”.
Who’s looking at her or the dog? Oh my gawd I can’t stop staring at that engagement ring… it’s GORGE.
I’ve heard cats can suck out the souls of children in their sleep… but sucking the soul out of a kick-dog?
You know she’s a bitch, so I’d give her a dirty sanchez and throw her out.
Eva’s sportin’ a nice set of puppies in Picture 4.
The love that dare not speak its name.
Get that dog checked, pronto!
Babs is right- the ring is beautiful. However, it tarnishes a bit near those man-knuckles of hers. I’ve seen prettier hands on a prize fighter. As for the rest of her, she bears a creepy resemblance to the gnome in my neighbors’ garden
Maybe she had some peanutbutter on her lips. I know that is how I get fluffly to lick my wee wee when I get lonely.
That’s why she’s holding the dog, so she can show the ring off without looking like she’s showing it off. Why else would there be dogs at this event?
Ah, Joe…thanks for the sickest, funniest thing I’ll read today. And as for Eva, surely she’s smart enough to know how every dog cleans itself. Either she’s a stone cold freak or she believes that fallacy that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s.
lol@ the dog leading with tounge. *daps*
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I’ll let her lick my dog if I can lick her pussy. BA-ZIIING!!!!!!
New twist on sweater puppies.
(It’s funny because pussy means both cat and girl-down-there part)
If you explain how a joke is funny, it immediately becomes not funny.