Britney celebrated her 25th birthday on Friday by spending the day at the zoo with that fat little lump she calls a baby. He totally wants to eat that monkey. This kid looks suspiciously like Cartman at this point. There’s no way that can be good.
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Where the hell is the other baby?
The first one has eaten it I think.
lets play a game with that last picture. we’ll call is “Which is Britney, and which is the Babboons ass”
Britney clearly got the word from her handlers: “listen you dumb hillbilly, TODAY you are going to put on some underwear (and shoes!) and take your young-un to the critter-viewing place so the papparazzi can take some family-friendly photos of you.” However, I did hear that they skipped the bird cages so they didn’t have to see K-Fed in his new job, scrubbing up the bird poop.
Farrah Fawcett? Bionic Woman?
Sorry, I missed the monkey. Thought it was another shot of Bit getting into the car. Without the Orange ooooooze; but groomed the same you can imagine the cause of my confusion. All things considered except her money, I think I’d shag the baboon over Brit.
Side note - Is that Jimmy Fallon on her hip? Shouldn’t he be dancing on a car or some shit?
Brit: “Say hello to you Uncle Elmer and Auntie Ook.”
brit looks like she had a flashback in the last picture. the pink ass reminded her of her recent date with brandon davis. i’m sure he drilled her pooper like he was drilling for oil.
I thought the last pic was her, bending over to pick up her car keys for a second…
How fitting that Brits would take her FedEx/Spears DNA experiment to the zoo. I hear they can teach sign language to them now.
LOL! FedEx…perfect. You think the baboons are looking at that kid and thinking “man, that’s ugly”? I’m suprised it didn’t turn out like the scene in The Omen (the original one), when they drove through the safari park, and all the monkeys went apeshit because they were in the presence of the Antichrist.
I found a shirt for the babboon in the last pic…: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=819
LOL at the shirt! It would be funnier, though, if it just said Britney on the front, and had a female baboon sexual swelling on the back…
yeah, im sure thats all she’ll do for her birthday
This mess is only 25?? Holy shit she looks horrible. Happy birthday indeed.
her baby looks like cartman. lol. does this mean she’s going to have to call the dog whisperer to train him?
Fucking CARTMAN??? How do you come up with this shit, B? Now I’m going to picture that little shit at 3 screaming at his fleet of nannies, “You will respect my authoriTIE!!!”
That baby has a 47th chromosome.
i want to hear it talk like awesomo LMAO
by the way.. i hope that im not the only one who sees the -most-fans-approve-the-britney-and-paris-friendship ad… haha wtf