12.11.2006 JENNA JAMESON IS SINGLE

Jenna Jameson filed for divorce today from Jay Grdina, her husband for the past three and a half years.  TMZ says:

The couple has no children, however, we're told the divorce could get nasty. Sources tell TMZ the couple has no prenup, but Jameson is rolling in dough after selling her lucrative business to Playboy. Jameson is repped by mega-celebrity lawyer Neal Hersh.

I'm not quite sure how this could get ugly, because Jenna is now dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.  TMZ says Ortiz is the champion, but he's not.  He fights Chuck Liddell for the title on December 30th.  My point is that Tito Ortiz could beat up Godzilla.  And all the Transformers at once.  But not me.  My fists are made of concrete and fury!



(75) Comments

  1. Doctress Leisa 12/11/2006 17:48

    OMG she looks like she was preserved in stone. Those breasts look like rocks and that face was fossilized about 10,000 years ago. If you want to fuck a piece, she is definitely a piece–that geologists are going to debate for the next century.

  2. jenna01 12/11/2006 17:52

    ummm…she’s still hot.

  3. WilliamtheBloody 12/11/2006 17:55

    It could get ugly because she’s a gazillionaire and her ex-husband makes exactly dick. With no prenup, Tito Ortiz, Godzilla, and the Transformers together couldn’t protect her assets. Also, Jenna gets more unattractive every year. But she’s the exception ladies, not the rule. Anal doesn’t make you age badly. Cigarettes and vodka do. Stay in school.

  4. Eli 12/11/2006 17:56

    titos gonna get beat by chuck, but Jenna doesnt have to worry about her ex husband coming after her when shes with one of the best fighters in the world

  5. Sarrrrrrrrah 12/11/2006 17:59

    Wow. At least if she falls in a pool, Tito won’t have to save her. Those tits could keep the Titanic from sinking.

  6. A Different Bryce 12/11/2006 18:01

    I’m pretty sure the strong arm of the law could protect her Ex- from titos with just the woosh of air as it bitch slaps Jenna and her assets back and forth, back and forth.

  7. Greg 12/11/2006 18:11

    Well, at least she’s not Paris or LiLo or Tara Reid or Nicole Ritchie or Slitney Speared.

  8. Rosie 12/11/2006 18:25

    have we heard about tara reid recently? i don’t even remember the last story about her…

  9. JollyJumjuck 12/11/2006 18:28

    That last picture makes Tito look like he has a hideously giant melon.

  10. devnull 12/11/2006 18:29

    Is it just me, or does Tito have the longest head in recorded history. Fuck sake, it looks like it was extruded from the ass of some prehistoric animal. Just massive …

  11. Anthony 12/11/2006 18:35

    There appears to be a trend for girls to upgrade to a meaner looking model of man. Zara Philips - the Queen’s granddaughter and winner of yesterday’s BBC Sports Personality of the Year for her Zen-like ability to remain on a horse that moves(?). Fully deserved I think. - now goes out with a rugby bloke who resembles a bare knuckle fighter. It’s a good job my Flying Fists of Judah are in good nick. Jenna looks like she can take care of herself though.

  12. Layne01 12/11/2006 18:44

    While I’m a big fan of her work, she’s going to be a plastic sugery nightmare and he’ll be a drooling idiot from the pummeling his little walnut brain takes on a daily basis.
    Sounds like a total power couple to me!

  13. Guy 12/11/2006 18:45

    She looks real pretty. Of course by “real” I mean “fake,” and by “pretty” I mean “like shit.”

  14. Deric 12/11/2006 19:00

    Chuck Lidell is gonna pwn all there asses. he’ll even beat the crap out Jenna for crying at the match when they take her bloodied boyfriend off the mat.

  15. Julz 12/11/2006 19:01

    She’s actually nice in person. Not the smartest thing regarding the pre-nup, but you know…

  16. NedLudd 12/11/2006 19:03

    Tito has a super-huge noggin. He’s a good guy though and is in for a hell of a fight with Ice Man Liddel. Agree with the WilliamTheBloody- stay in school all you porn starlets!

  17. Lisa 12/11/2006 19:11

    Tito and Titto?

  18. JoeBlow 12/11/2006 19:12

    Who the hell would want to date or marry a worn out porn star? She has no body at all. Just big fake fucked up tits that look silly on her body. I’d hit it, with a 2×4.

  19. Fang Wu 12/11/2006 19:17

    JoeBlow doesn’t like women.

  20. JoeBlow 12/11/2006 19:21

    I love women, just not worn out fucked up looking porn stars.

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