Page Six says that Jessica Simpson had a little trouble at the Kennedy Center Honors on Sunday when she tried to sing “Nine to Five“ in front of Dolly Parton, one of the nights honorees. Simpson reportedly forgot her lines, was barely audible as she stood on stage holding her stomach and then bolted off in tears. Those in attendance were so perplexed, they didn't even applaud when the song was over. Page Six says:
She ran off the stage after she had finished her less-than-stellar performance, and was heard muttering, "Dolly, that made me so nervous," and "You fluster me." (Jessica) was overheard whispering "so nervous" after wrapping up her shaky rendition. The fiasco was caught on tape, but CBS will likely edit out the embarrassing episode when it airs the show Dec. 26. "Jessica was overcome with emotion while performing because she's idolized Dolly her whole life. They wanted the song to be perfect," explained Simpson publicist Cindy Berger.
It seems clear by now that maybe singing just isn't Jessica's thing. In fact I'm not entirely sure what her thing is. If you could see a close up of her brain, instead of seeing an owl with glasses reading a book, you'd see a donkey asleep in the mud. And the donkey has a little hat. And for a while you might think the donkey is dead but then he yawns and stretches. And then we see a close up of the donkeys brain, and it's that old Steamboat Willie cartoon.
Remember in "9 to 5" when they thought they killed their boss. That was crazy!
Brendon, I love you. You are totally cracking me up today. And this is supposed to be the love of your life you’re talking about here. Although, she’s hot as a bunsen burner, she’s as bright as a 20-watt light bulb. I feel for her though; there’s no way in hell I’d be singing 9 to 5 anywhere, but especially not at the Kennedy Center. All those eyes, watching, watching . . . **shudder**
her face structure is starting to bother me….joe, get her under the knife, stat!
Those last 3 pictures? Skeet, skeet, skeet! Just no singing.
Jessica Simpson can’t sing? Well…. DUH!!!
I can’t believe you turned on her! It’s about damn time. Jess, the face and body can only take you so far. Well, obviously pretty far, but she is not a smart girl and that has ruined about 98.6 percent of all the fantasies I have about this one.
Brendon’s finally coming back down to earth…
It’s ok if she can’t sing. She’s an amazingly talented actress (sarcasm intended).
“Don’t you tell me what I can or can’t do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M’s, you can’t stop me!”
color me surprised.
any day now she’s gonna show up drunk at Nick’s house, crying, and begging him to take her back.
Agree with James, get her under the knife. But only to cut off all the bumps and moles she has on her. Blind people can probably read her braille. Wonder what her skin says? “My heart belongs to Daddy” is my guess.
Now at least she’s as talented as her sister in the singing department…
i’m sure she’ll end up in plastic surgery sooner than later. she can only defy gravity for so long. she already can’t pass the pencil test and pretty soon she’ll be able to hold cinder blocks under those dd’s
I think i can see the tip of the Snorg girls penis hanging out of the bottom of that skirt…
Nice Lisa. Although I’ve always thought she’s as dumb as a bag of spanners she can sing (even if she throws in those extra oooh, ahhh, bay-bees which do bug me). I’m not turning on Fergie or Jess for their recent piss poor performances. I do really want to see the video of this though. And one of Jess curling out a hot one… What?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_Ywpd-CT8&mode=related&search= :If you watch closely you’ll see Jessica Simpsons look of amazement at the end of the performance.
Thanks Myk, now the other, ahem, video I requested…?
This is yesterdays news.
Note: The above youtube link is not a video of her performance but a much better singer and entertainer. Apologies for any confusion.
Myk is the Youtube Guru. If it exists on video, he’ll find it for ya, bryce.