Kevin Federline is still insisting that he wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million or he will publicly prove that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. Kevin is prepared to write a tell-all book about his soon to be ex-wife that would include tales of wild drinking, drug use, her fantasies about other women and … wait for it … her theories on time-travel. Shockingly, Federline may reconsider if he gets what he wants in a divorce settlement. A source says:
“Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book or that Britney will cough up more cash than what’s in their prenup to keep him from spilling the beans.”
There's no way a publisher is gonna pay "big" money for anything inspired by Kevin Federlines writing. Half the manuscript would be drawings on napkins of dinosaurs and "dem niggas was all clownin me".
Shouldn’t he learn how to read first?
His handwriting should be easy enough to read; the letters would all be cut out of magazines.
Jeeze how pathetic. Everyone knows he’s worthless and all his bitching is just trying to score more money that isn’t his. What a leech. Burn it!
I wanna hear Britney’s theories on time travel I wanna hear Britney’s theories on time travel I wanna hear Britney’s theories on time travel. God, she probably believes Flavor Flav holds the key because he owns all the world’s clocks… Happy days. Or she’ll be spending countless days trapped in phoneboxes trying to punch in the magic code so she can have Bill and Ted adventures…
Market it as a learning book geared towards children. After the parents or teachers read it to the kids, reinforce their impressionable young minds not to follow in his footsteps, unless they want to be a pathetic laughing stock when they grow up.
I want to know whose penmanship is superior: kfed or lohan. My money is on kfed.
is there anything about britney spears we still don’t know? or: is there anything about britney we still need to know?
anyway, i was really shocked by the fact, that federhonk can write. nobody told his parents, that kevsponge writing could cause a lot of damage to the world? that is irresponsible.
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dude, federline cant write, its just a mistake. see, he thinks that “book” means “impromptu youtube video.” now that thats cleared up, who wants ice cream?
This ia a worthless human being. And I have even a lower opionion of him now that is is picking on the mental handicapped. But I hope Britney does not pay him so his book can flop as bad as his record.
His album, which everyone in America knew about, sold 6000 copies. I think Hilary Clinton got like $8M for her book. How much does he think he is going to make w/ his book of napkin sketches & wigger prose? I am pretty sure it is going to be south of $20M, probably close to zero.
HAHAHAHAHA! FedUp can write?!
Sing it, zoee–what don’t we know about the Britster? We know she eats Cheetos and walks around barefoot in gas station restrooms. We know she doesn’t know jack about child safety in automobiles. We know she wants threesomes. We have been witness to the trailer trash cooter of death. We know she has terrible taste in friends. We know she sacrificed her career to fuck a wigger sperm bank. What could FedEx possible tell us? If he said she really likes a good game of chess, THAT would surprise me.
He could teach me how a talentless wigger could convince a multi-millionaire to marry him. Although picking the second most stupid and skanky multi-millionaire on the planet would be step one, the rest of his methods elude me.
What is that on the neck of Fed-EX’s friend in the picture. Does he have ear dingle berries?
Kevin wants to write a book?
FIRST he would have to learn how to READ one…….
you guys have it all wrong…it is a coloring book. The title is wiggty wiggty wack…the adventures of Fed-ex and the coochie monster.
Yeah, slyde baby, I already said that first post. Pay attention :0)
heh… thats what i get for not reading previous posts. :)
It’s ok, baby–have your people call my people, we’ll do lunch.