Just two weeks after calling strippers whores and cunts, Lindsay Lohan stepped on stage at Scores yesterday as she partied for almost three hours at the famous New York strip club. Lindsay arrived around 12:30 last night and stayed until after 3:00, personally apologized to some of the girls for her previous remarks and dancing with them on stage. Page Six says:
"She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on. Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."
And the whores and cunts seemed to hold no ill will:
Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, "She was big tipper, and I think that she is great." Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."
As you can tell by this story and the video above, Lindsay lives a life of quiet dignity. Maybe tonight she can go to the clubs with a monkey on her shoulder and wearing and eye patch and when asked for a comment, she says "Arrghhh! Bring me Jack Sparrow!"
How does that reporter know their measurements? ;)
Get to know your future workmates, Lindz.
Quote:”…Lohan - who plays a topless dancer in the upcoming film “I Know Who Killed Me”…” wow, does this mean we finally get to see her breasts!? ;)
I’ll bet Lindsay spells “hypocrite” as well as she spells “adequite”.
I guess it’s just us two today, BD.
OOPS sorry, Doctress!
No worries, JD. It’s early out here in LA…most Durdenites are still paying off their hookers and barfing up last night’s Jack Daniels.
What’s with the video you just wasted 2:38 of my life you mallard duck only put videos of naked bitches or fist fights you dongle berry.
Lindsay’s a “natural” at stripping. Ha!
Too funny. Who’d wanna see her freaky freckle-tits and snatch, anyway? Bleah. She needs to go away. Far away.
Venkman, thank God you’re here! Maybe you can exorcise the Ghost of Promising Careers Past from Lindsay’s snatch.
I dunno, most things dissapear into the LiLo snatch and are never seen of again. Like a black hole, except pink.
Can you stop posting stuff about this fug wench already? I know Hollywood likes a trainwreck but this is getting pathetic.
man i would bang the shit out of her. again.
She actually punches well for a girl.
Lindsey’s uber-publicist is brilliant, you have to give her that much. Lindsey insults strippers, her publicist gets her out there to Score’s to hang w/ the pole dancers and restore her “stripper credibility”. Too bad she didn’t insult Republicans….Zelnick would tip off the paparazzi and get Lohan to blow Newt Gingrich in an alley somewhere.
Like that hasn’t happened already. Is there a man on this planet she hasn’t blown?
“Is there a man on this planet she hasn’t blown?” *raises hand* But my number should be called next Tuesday.
lindsay lohan wlked the fine line of sexy and whore…she fell off this year
http://www.carpemundus.com - we’d still beat
Aw, she punches like a girl. Plus the boobs are fake fake fake
“Like that hasn’t happened already. Is there a man on this planet she hasn’t blown?”
I don’t think I was on her list, damn it! Then again she could probably give me something Mr. Clean wouldn’t take off!
At least you can use the Magic Eraser after. You men in line–get tested and use industrial strength condoms! That poot has seen more gizz when inebriated than Paris has had her chihuahua lick her snatch.